13dorks-make17

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13dorks-make17

"I'm Gilbert. Maybe 'Tonio's told you about me. How can he not? I'm so awesome, you can get a boner just from saying my name. Try it."
          
          Romano gave a sharp laugh. "Oh, you're Prussia. Yeah, I've heard about you. Something about you not even being a country anymore."
          
          Gilbert scowled. "Hey! The only reason I'm not a country anymore is so that other countries don't go to war over who gets to bask in my awesomeness."
          
          
          
          
          aaaannddddd
          
          
          
          "Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Diego. Dei-"
          
          "Can it be a tomato?"
          
          Romano gave Antonio a look that clearly said 'What the hell?'. "...What?"
          
          "The boy. Can he be a tomato instead."
          
          "Whatever. Once upon a fucking time, there was a TOMATO named Diego. Now, Diego was always a bit of an eater. He ate everything from pasta to pizza. One da-"
          
          "Lovi! You can't have him be a cannibal! Tomatoes don't eat things with tomatoes in them!"
          
          Romano, who, in his defense, was being surprisingly tolerant of Antonio, wanted to do nothing more than rip out his jugular. "Are you the one fucking telling this story, you damn jackass?"
          
          "...No."
          
          "Then Diego is a fucking cannibalistic ass-raping tomato."
          
          Antonio looked scandalized. "When did he become a rapist?"
          
          BEST SPAMANO FANFIC LINES EVVEEERRRR.