*bisexual screaming*

Posting ultimate stars textpost things day 4
          
          Jamie: *Gets down on one knee*
          Vincent: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
          Jamie: *Falls over*
          Vincent: The poison is kicking in.

Posting ultimate stars textpost things day 3
          
          Tyler: Aren't you gonna come out to your parents?
          Issac: Why do I need to come out? If people still think I'm straight then that's on them.

Posting ultimate stars textpost things day 2
          
          Oscar: HELP! I TOLD NEIL I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
          Owen, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Posting ultimate stars textpost things day 1
          
          Vincent: Looks like your biologically mutated...
          Jamie: What? How?I
          Vincent: Your head should nOT BE THAT FAR UP YOUR ASS-

Finally decided to finish the Archer FTE-
          Also I've decided to start wishing my ocs happy birthday on this account, so happy birthday to Owen and Oscar Ford!

*writes oneshots for my own ocs like the dumbass I am*

Posting something productive on my main: no
          
          Posting crack on my alt: y e s

This is self promo but like
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/252643670-hope%27s-history-group-chat
          
          Pls read it

Also I just finished Emma's first FTE so y'know

Anybody up for joining the Vincent Protection Squad?