● Jaxen Alexander Cole ●

S.H.I.E.L.D fanatic. If you insult any of them, I will hunt you down and kill you. Only after I cry first, of course

Suck a dick and get me a therapist.

Don't spill tea, spill bleach

Are you someone's favourite thought
or someone's favorite thot?
Asking the real shit here.

I'm as shallow as they come. Just a 16 year old
British fucktard who asks everyone to suck dicks.

Who is a dick himself. And is speaking
in third person, for some reason

@bluevogue Ahn to my Alexahndah.

(Are cockroaches also known as dickroaches? )

"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me 'old,' when I would NEVER call him 'short and fat?"
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  • JoinedApril 11, 2016

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-suckdicks -suckdicks Jan 25, 2018 04:23PM
I like it when random people comment on my message board. Makes me feel relevant, a thing I am most definitely not 
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