❝  αη∂ ιƒ ι ƒℓσαт αωαу,
ι ∂ση'т єχρє¢т уσυ тσ ¢нαѕє αƒтєя мє.
вє¢αυѕє ησ σηє ∂σєѕ.
ησ σηє єνєя ∂σєѕ. ❞

She is... NotLikeOtherGirls™
She has... Confusing Powers™
She has... a Real Attitude™
She has... Daddy Issues™
She has... a Dark Side™
She has... Traumatic Origins™
She has... Red Hair™
She... Bites™ her Lip™
She has... a Dark Secret™...
...care to find out what it is?

[fc: m.p. uwu]
[ts: every single fucking lana del rey song]
[penned by mckayleigh braxtynn]
  • do i have to clarify this is satire? i hope not
  • JoinedMay 22, 2017