directioner

[BONJOUR]
Now, me, I'am a full-time directioner.
We all know that we ship Larry because of it's cute bromance relationship ~ but we all know that we've once paused to screen to kiss Louis Tomlinson, the ultimate sass-queen.

If you're gonna tell me to fuck off, you can go masturbate on Miley Cyrus' how-to-lick videos, to learn how to fuck off, because I don't really want to lecture you right now on how sex works, k'ay?

I recently graduated 1D UNI and received a diploma as the BEST FANGIRL AWARD ever, to beat me out of that title is become simply sillier and insane than me, that you would kill for Louis Tomlinson, the carrot-obsessed sass-king. 

We can also vow to use forks in order to honor Liam Payne's phobia of spoons. *drinks soup using fork* Oh, wait.. 
Anyways, we are now off to smack Zayn Malik for leaving One Direction.

And for Daddy Directioner to lecture him back to One Direction, right? Haha, you all get me.
Now, let's go dance to 1D SONGS, k'ay?