endix

i act like i'm on one half the time
eating is my talent and my number one hobby, oh and i also like poking squishy things with a stick

'you lay eggs for a living'
I'm down right hilarious and my netflix show 'Jokes with Jade' is coming soon

⇥ mint addict ⇤

hit me up and i'll be the nicest friend ever, i'll never leave your side, oh and i also give the best spams

Brace is the Marlin to my Dory. He is my therapist and I'm his. He's my GBF and I'm his fag hag. We're secretly married lmfao. I'm his egg and his Gregg. I love him more than anyone and he means the world to me! He's my number one! ❤️

Sarah is my best friend and has been for years and she is the best thing ever.