Clarke/James

my love for you is like diarrhea 
          
          it doesn't stop 

idk how or why i wasn't following you but i am now

i see you votin on poot lovato
          
          much epic

merry christmas dad
          
          
          as a present
          
          i give you the church in my neighborhood 
          
          so it can annoy you with its bells as much as it did me 

IT'S HIGH NOON MOTHERFUCKER!
          *throws pinecone*
          *runs*

EVERYONE MY DADDY TOLD ME ABOUT THE DADDY KINK AND THEN USED A BLINDFOLD

there was a penguin invasion once in the world
          
          it happened in the early ages of 2040

James everyone knows your Superman.

You: JIMMY YOU GAYYYYY
          
          
          Me, an intellectual: James you homosexual

ELF. ELF. THERE'S AN ELF. KILL THE ELF.
          UNDERWATER CAVE.