Sammy

Hey loves! ♡ My apologies if I don’t respond to anyone quickly, I am currently experiencing excruciating back pain. Hopefully it gets better soon! o(〃'▽'〃)o

What’s up guys it’s your friendly neighborhood alien!!

I’m alive

Hey guys! Anyone interested in a roleplay?

Power is back on!

Redstone is red
          Lapis is blue
          I’d rather quit than respawn without you

Men are like a fine wine
          You’ve got to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you wouldn’t mind having dinner with
          
          I don’t like wine.

Are you a bank loan?
          
          Cause you have my interest.

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

Are you Tom Nook?
          
          Cause I want to go into crippling debt with you.