-Sarcasm_King-

Fvck. First day of school today. Had a teacher who just got out of student teaching. She had us fill out a form about us.
          	Ok, little background, my school claims they accept everyone, regardless. But they told a few students who were doing something for LGBTQ that they couldn't. And so basically, my school accepts anyone, but doesn't show it.
          	This new teacher, on the form, asked us what our pronouns were. If only all teachers did this. Also, she asked how she could help with getting work in. Which with someone with severe ADHD, that's bloody amazing.
          	I was destined to scare this teacher away from my hell hole of a school. But it seems she may just be cool enough that I want her to stay.

jasjasjasmine-

@-Sarcasm_King- JSDBLJDWBHDH YES YOU NEED TO BE HERE MORE
          	  I'M ALMOST AT 1K AND I WISH YOU WERE HERE WITH ME TO EXPERIENCE IT.
          	  YOU'VE MADE A HUGE IMPACT ON MY LIFE AND IMY SO FKIN MUCH. love, jasmine AKA else
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-Sarcasm_King-

Halfway to 666. 
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-Sarcasm_King-

Fvck. First day of school today. Had a teacher who just got out of student teaching. She had us fill out a form about us.
          Ok, little background, my school claims they accept everyone, regardless. But they told a few students who were doing something for LGBTQ that they couldn't. And so basically, my school accepts anyone, but doesn't show it.
          This new teacher, on the form, asked us what our pronouns were. If only all teachers did this. Also, she asked how she could help with getting work in. Which with someone with severe ADHD, that's bloody amazing.
          I was destined to scare this teacher away from my hell hole of a school. But it seems she may just be cool enough that I want her to stay.

jasjasjasmine-

@-Sarcasm_King- JSDBLJDWBHDH YES YOU NEED TO BE HERE MORE
            I'M ALMOST AT 1K AND I WISH YOU WERE HERE WITH ME TO EXPERIENCE IT.
            YOU'VE MADE A HUGE IMPACT ON MY LIFE AND IMY SO FKIN MUCH. love, jasmine AKA else
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-Sarcasm_King-

Halfway to 666. 
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-Sarcasm_King-

I QUIT! 
          
          
          
          Now many of you probably wonder what the hell I quit. 
          
          Let's see, life... (Must I go on...?)
          
          Nah, the main thing I quit, is the damn thing called the English Language! 
          
          Someone call the rule exterminators. Cause I'm getting rid of a rule.
          Actually. Imma make an amendment to the rule. 
          
          I'm sure at least some of you have heard of this rule "'I' before 'E' except after 'C'"
          I'm changing it to "'I before 'E' except when its not"
          
          The rule is just...
          Weird. (How many caught that?)
          
          As a damn YouTube short pointed out:
          
          forEIgn
          nEIghbor
          thEIr
          wEIrd
          wEIght
          hEIght
          EIght
          slEIgh
          
          And so on...
          

-Sarcasm_King-

@RomanTrxgedy Still hate this language. Doesn't make sense half the time 
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RomanTrxgedy

"or sounded like 'a' as in neighbor or weigh" 
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-Sarcasm_King-

Ok, I get asked a lot by people IRL like what I love doing. 
          Welp. A lot of things. 
          But to be honest, there's only one thing that truly makes me laugh the absolute hardest. And it definitely is being caught on Google maps. 
          
          That's right. For the second time, I was caught on Google maps. This time though, im not a little kid on my scooter at the front of my driveway staring curiously at a car.
          Nah. 
          This time, I'm talking to my best friend, standing next to my car in my schools parking lot. 
          
          Google maps can't escape me.

jasjasjasmine-

Also this is bah_dessertpotter I changed my username

jasjasjasmine-

@-Sarcasm_King- zdjfbhasjdbf lol sorry, i'm so used to people forgetting my old user
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-Sarcasm_King-

@jasjasjasmine- I figured that much out-
            Im not that much of an idiot. Lol
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-Sarcasm_King-

You can tell how bored I am when one of the games I play on my phone is at like level 430. 
          
          I'm not addicted-
          I'm bored-
          Because I don't want to listen to my history teacher talking (No. Ranting. Preaching.) about U.S. History-
          Sorry, not sorry, but U.S. History is boring as fvck. And yes, I'm both American and a history buff-
          
          Also, kind of late, but not really-
          Happy Pride Month!

jasjasjasmine-

@-Sarcasm_King- oooffr where do you live?
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-Sarcasm_King-

@jasjasjasmine- Welp, I'm gonna be quite a few hundred miles away
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-Sarcasm_King-

Which ones the savior? 
          My belt, for holding my pants up-?
          Or 
          My belt loops, for keeping my belt in place-?

HarryAteVoldemort

@-Sarcasm_King- the savior is the discoverer of the belt system?
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jasjasjasmine-

@-Sarcasm_King- 
            
            i-
            i would think the savior is the loops-
            because when i have jeans too big for me, even the smallest hole of the belt is too big-
            so i have to sew the waist to make it fit...
            and some jeans don't have belt-loops.
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-Sarcasm_King-

Ever feel like the popular kid among your irl friends, and then the next year you just feel like a third wheel-?
          
          Cause thats currently me. Last year, out of me and friends, I seemed like the most popular, even though I wasn't among the students. And then this year, I'm still friends with them, but their always talking about theater, or some other thing. And I introduced one of friends in the group to another friend of mine while we were at lunch, and now they've hit it off and don't talk to me. I'm just there.
          I'm only hanging out with my friends cause my ex wanted me too. A month ago it was a genius idea because I still hadn't let my ex go. But now, I'm just a nobody with my friends. So I'll probably move on and hang out with no one.

Joyce-Horan

@-Sarcasm_King- Maybe try talking to them about it?
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