-LukeCoulson-

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Offic-Tom-Brady

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sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

_Skyes_are_blue_

LUKE! *screams jumping on you* WE'RE GOING ON A DATE AND IT'S FINAL

_Skyes_are_blue_

OK, where are we going Luke? *Looks excited*
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voidmehki

Hey Luke

-LukeCoulson-

@jaibird10 
            Never! *reaches for the penguin*
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voidmehki

@-LukeCoulson- ow! Get off of me dork!
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knifeydipshit

*tilts head, looking at you*

-LukeCoulson-

@Skye_The_Bumblebee 
            So....? Just tell him to stop?
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thatjemquill

Hi there, I'm Jemma :-) @-LukeCoulson-

thatjemquill

Nice to meet you Luke :-) @-LukeCoulson-
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-LukeCoulson-

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//holy shit finals have ended praise the lords hallelujah

Mmgthebird

@-LukeCoulson- AND CHOIR ENDED W DAYS AGO HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!!!!!
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