🍪ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ.ᴛʜᴏᴛ🍪

"ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ~"

ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴛ, (ᴛʜᴀɴᴋs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴅ)

"ɴᴀᴍᴇ? ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʏᴜʀɪ

"ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇ? ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ sʟᴜᴛ, ᴡʜᴏʀᴇ, ʙᴀʙʏ ᴅᴏʟʟ, sᴡᴇᴇᴛɪᴇ, ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ"

"ᴀɢᴇ? ɪ'ᴍ 17....ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ 18

"sᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ? ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅɪsᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇ~ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ~"

"sᴛᴀᴛᴜs? sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ, ɪᴍ ᴀ sʟᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ?"

"ᴋɪɴᴋs? ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ғᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴏᴅʏ ғʟᴜɪᴅs"


♚ғᴇᴇʟ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ sʟɪᴅᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅᴍ's....ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ~♚

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