Sparklyvampires Stories

I have never read or watched Twilight, but for some reason, this thing here is how I'm getting out of my writer's block. Not trying to improve the story, just rewriting...

One, what I'm trying to do is build up the Twilight-Hating-Fandom. So thats m' title! So just come here to crap on Twilight. Okay, I will name reasons why Twilight sucks...

Every Harry Potter fan at some point wonders 'what would it be like if Harry and his crew had Facebook?? this is a book about fun adventures in the comments they send an...