History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

When Redneck and Ghetto clash

Hi. I'm Laquandria and I live in Alabama. I'm 15 years old; half of me is ghetto, the other half... redneck. My sister is a ho, and I've seen pillow cases smarter than my brothers. My father has no purpose in life and probably doesn't know he has children though we live in the same house... I mean shack. As for my mo...

Leslie's Study of Femininity ✓

•COMPLETE• Everyone tells Leslie she's one of the guys, so she sets out to prove that there are no rules to being a girl. --- watty award winner 'hq love award' 2014

Careful... (The Joker x Male Reader)

(Y/N) was always looking for adventure. He couldn't ever turn down an opportunity for it. There was no acception when he met Gotham's prettiest psycho. What will happen if he's not careful?

Avengers Imagines

Just a collection of little random stories I happen to think about, majority reader inserts. - Part 2 is up!

Getting Craig

If a heart wants, the heart shall get. Stan wants Craig and he shall have him, but Craig is playing hard to get so Stan will have to change his mind about him. How? He doesn't know, but he will still try and hopefully secede.

Some Stories

Just a book with stories

Tales from the Borderlands One Shots

(TFTBL Character X Reader) COMPLETED Tales From the Borderlands One Shots series, here for your enjoyment of character scenarios and inserting yourself in the story to make it more interesting and fun! Hope you enjoy!

Odd Love (Filthyfrank/Joji/George Miller X Reader)

My friend is writing me an idubbbz x reader so I'm writing her this. You fly to Japan for a vacation when you bump into a memester Probably gonna be lemon later on cause that's hot

assassin's creed one-shots (FINISHED)

I'm taking another shot at a one shot book. it's filled with preferences, one-shots and whatever else I come up with. Requests are always open unless I say otherwise. Don't be afraid to ask! Ill do pretty much I'll do anything. See ya in the books PS: I'll do cross overs of other Fandom.

YURI ON ICE READER-INSERTS. (One-Shot Anthology)

An anthology of one-shot reader-insert one-shots for Yuri On Ice. CHARACTER x READER. COVER ART BY ERIKASTERN_ART ON INSTAGRAM. Start: October 16, 2016. Finish: March 22, 2018. No. 10 in #yurionice No. 33 in Fanfiction

YMBRYNES AND WIGHTS || MPHFPC PREFERENCES

❝We cling to our fairy tales until the price for believing in them becomes too high.❞ ||Preferences about peculiar children from the 1940's NOTE: I'm pretty sure I originally wrote most of this book early 2017 or late 2016. The early parts do not reflect my current writing skills, as I'd like to believe I've improve...

The Man Behind the Smile

{Book 2} "Just keep smiling..." "No one will ever know..." Bryce McQuaid has his whole life ahead of him. He's going to marry the one he loves and nothing is ever going to change it. That was until something tragic happened ripping away everything he has ever known and loved. Now a certain guy named Ryan is going to...

Killing Stalking x Reader One-Shots

1st Killing Stalking x Reader book on Wattpad!!💖 Most of my one-shots are AU! Characters from Killing Stalking by Koogi

Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

Hello, fellow CP lovers out there! Welcome to yet another reader insert! Wow, such originality. Much creative. I love Creepypasta as much as that guy over there, and I’ve been reading so many amazing Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios and thought, “hey, why not join this community? Why the hell not?!” In this Book, you...

MPHFPC Imagines

{ Imagines } • Jacob Portman • Horace Somnusson • Enoch O'Conner • Millard Nullings • Hugh Aniston >Don't Own Any Of The Characters UsedDiscontinued<

MPHFPC ONE-SHOTS

this is my first story so I'm sorry if it sucks. If you want me to do a certain pair please comment.

MPHFPC (guys) x Reader one shots ON HOLD

Enoch x reader Horace x reader hugh x reader Millard x reader Jacob x reader NO SMUT! Some of the chapters will be quite short.

Stuck In A Loop With You

Y/N was Jacob's sister. She was also peculiar. She could take someone's life in a matter of 5 seconds. She tagged along Jacob to Miss Peregrine's home. There, she met new friends with those similar to her. One resident however, did not enjoy the new company. It was Enoch O'Connor who thought the house was too small fo...

Mixed Feelings (Enoch X Reader) ON HOLD

Enoch O Conner x Reader. Enoch has hated you since you and Jacob since you've joined the loop. He never cared for you, or at least showed any signs of it. Jacob starts seeing the hollows coming into their loop so what happens?

MPHFPC Imagines

Short chapters of you and the boys in Miss Peregrine's home for peculiar children! I take requests too!

Mphfpc x Reader Imagines CLOSED

~Requests Closed~ First time doing imagines. -I don't own Mphfpc or any of the characters-

Peculiar Oneshots & Such

Feel free to request ideas! Things I will do: -smut -fluff -modern AUs -any situation idea you give me -character x reader -character x character -cast x reader -cast x cast Things I Will Not Do: -NO BASHING THE CAST OR TIM OR ANYONE, NO HATE Okay, READ ON YALL✌

MPHFPC one shots

OK, so this is my first story I'm gonna do, spoon, it may not be as good! but I hope you guys love the one-shots! N.A

Ms Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children Imagines/ One shots / Preferences

I make imagines/ one shots / preferences for the characters on the book Ms Peregrine's home for Peculiar Children. I do not own the book and any of it's characters. Credits to their rightful owners. I also take requests. Need I say more?

MPHFPC Oneshots

Peculiar oneshots. Need I say more?

BBS One-shots

Boyxboy one shots. Requests are open (๑･ิω･ิ)っ It can be anything: Fluff, Sad, Three, Poly, Anything. Don't be shy >:3 RELEASE YOUR SINS★ Edit(April 6th 2017): I changed the cover :3

Enoch O'Connor X Reader

(( this is based on the MOVIE renditions of the characters )) A fanfiction between you, the reader, and the adorably edgy Enoch! Just to make it clear- I've given the reader a peculiarity of telepathic communication; she can talk to others privately using her mind. They can only respond if she speaks to them first and...

Every King Needs a Queen (Zalgo X reader)

Y/N was a normal girl who, sadly, had no friends. She was into creepypastas and was fascinated by one in particular...Lord Zalgo. She would search for countless hours trying to learn more about him. But when she finds something in her new home's attic, it changes everything in her life...and a chance to uncover a stor...

The A-Z of You and Me

Enoch O'Connor x Reader drabble series not chronological // may contain au completed ✨ -*-*-*-*- if you read (SAMPLE) in my Enoch O'Connor (Moments) book, this is the Acceptance short, which is part of a bigger scene which is whERE YOU ARE NOW HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE A-Z OF YOU AND ME