house of gold
Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!
Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!
Hobo Joe - A man who commonly spends his time in his lovely nest, watching the prepubescent children such as Peppa, Danny and Pedro (😩) skipping happily below, their legs snapping beneath them. He loves to take a quick snap every now and then. But... He has a secret past. Who is Hobo Joe?
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
Find out what happens when nice Christian gorl meets the vape god Matty Smokes
Emily's dad forces her three-year old clever clogs of a sibling to read A Level biology textbooks as a treat after maths, so he can afford his daily booze. However, what Happens when young Edmund takes a nap for THREE HOURS? A tale of love, abuse and orange squash.
Mummy pig began to suspect her lazy husband and goes on the infamous show, Jeremy Kyle, to sort out her problems.
A short story inspired by the classic rom-com, Shrek is love, Shrek is life (rated PG).
His mother has been sold for prostitution, his sister missing, and his father's favourite pastime is to abuse Richard Rabbit. George pig understands, but as the abuse takes its toll, will they realise their true feelings for each other?
I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.
Bethany is about to get married and is apprehensive about her first kiss (she waited until marriage, obviously) and is afraid of the judgement of God but good sister Kristin helps relieve her fears, or does she?
Take a breath taking journey with your favourite online friends as they embark on a trip that doesn't go to plan...
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?
This is what Peppa Pig and her family are up to ten years after her show gets cancelled. THIS IS REALLY SHIT BUT ALL WELL I HAD FUN WRITING IT [its currently 3 years after i first published this and jesus i'm so sorry]
im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship