Memetan // a BTS crackfic

BTS as inspired by random memes Seriously, guys, I have no idea what this is. Enjoy. I guess * also posted on my AFF: gotJB_amtles *

Bts crack

A joke a day keeps the kboos away (Language warning) Lol the only reason why this has a lot of views is bc I shat out chapters every .5 seconds

BTS Crack

This is where all the weirdness is This is a lovely book of BTS on crack Lets all read this around the camp fire and get high on tea What the fuck am i even saying Just read it

varsity | vmin

❝Our secret is safe with me.❞ In which the nerdiest boy in school, Park Jimin, falls for the biggest jock in school, Kim Taehyung. ©magicjimin | 2018 ↳ COMPLETED.

Hit or Miss || Taekook

When Taehyung is dared by his friends to sing hit or miss at Walmart and date the first person who starts to sing along. Social Media AU! CRACK! Started: 06/29/19 Completed: 09/18/19 Edited: 04/13/20 #1 in Kookv #1 in taekook #1 in twitter #1 in Hoseok #1 in jiseok #1 in yoonminseok #3 in bts #3 in bangtanboys

Blood Bond / VKOOK

It all started because of an innocent mistake, It was his fault , not mine. It's all because of him ! Because of him I, no, we broke most of the rules. -- Taekook (main) - Jeongguk top, Taehyung bottom Yoonmin (side story)- Yoongi top, Jimin bottom -- Also, there's gonna be more groups like: EXO, ATEEZ, GOT7, SEVENTEE...

Alpha's mate [Taekook]

Taehyung is an orphan, lost his parents at a young age. In the pack he gets maltreated for being an male omega, he hides some secrets but no one knows. He is waiting for his mate to arrive. Jungkook a true blood alpha, is the next in head to be the alpha of the pack. He however is a Bad boy and Player in school. He sw...

insomnia ; kth + jjk

gamer boy guk: why are you awake.. it's like 5 am k.taehyung: you ever heard of something called uh insomnia ;; a twitter au in which taehyung texts a random peson when he can't sleep - taekook - explicit language - smut started: may 2019 lowercase intended ©️kthgalore

KNOCK || VKOOK TEXT FF✔

- "FuCK You!" - "R u that h0rNY¿💦😏" In which Taehyung has a massive crush on Jungkook but he can't approach the other because of their insecurity disguised as hatred. That's why Taehyung opts to express his feelings to Jungkook through texts ー not exposing his true identity. Little did he know how the boy actually f...

Drop the mask ~ Vkook

{Completed} "I own you babyboy" -jjk "I am not owned by anyone you masked bunny!" -kth "Petal. You are mine.Only mine ..YOU GET THAT?!" -jjk .... "Tae ish s-sowwy Dwaddy...." •.• little space au •.• •.• mafia au •.• •.• Everything else is in the story •.•

sunshine • myg + jhs

sometimes, when you're at your lowest, the universe will bless you with something so precious, that you'll do anything to keep it, and while doing whatever it is, you find yourself smiling a bit more than you'd call normal. {sope} hoseok🔝 {namjin} {jikook}

𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐲 | 𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐤 [discontinued]

In which Hoseok's family owns a debt to the tune of ₩ 300,000,000 to the royal family. Thanks to that tremendous sum, he is forcibly carted off to the castle where he will work as a servant until the money is paid off. Unfortunately, the Crown Prince, Min Yoongi takes an interest in him. He's expected to marry someone...

LIE 2 | Truth

"The truth is I never stopped loving you." Yoongi says with genuine emotion, looking into the eyes of his past lover. The eyes of his sun. "Please tell me it's a lie, that you're joking." Hoseok pleas, his eyes glossy and heart aching as he looks at the elder male. Its been almost 4 years since Yoongi and Hoseok las...

SYNCED 3 | Erased Sync

~"I swear on everything Sung, I saw him!" Jimin almost yelled, his boyfriend not believing him. "It could be the grei-" "I talked to him, and he said his name was Hoseok!" Ilsung stayed quiet, alarm written on his features. ~ Its been 3 years since his death, and three years since the twins, Misun and Jihoon, were bo...

SYNCED 2 | Sejun's Return

"He's Back, and he is not going to stop till he gets what he wants!" Hoseok and Yoongi have been living peacefully, they've had their troubles here and there for the last 5 years but nothing will compare to the RETURN of their worst nightmare. SYNCED BOOK 2! YOU MAY BE CONFUSED IF YOU HAD NOT READ SYNCED. ART BY @sat...

ADDICTED 2 | Growing Up

"Why does everything seem like it's falling apart!" Haechan cried to his Yoongi appa, who gave him a knowing smile. "You guys are growing up Haechannie, things are going to change." "What if I don't want them to change?" his eyes were glossy as he looked up at Yoongi. "You can't control it." Credit to rightful owner o...

WISHES | vk ✓

[ FETUS WRITING ] ❝i wish for kim taehyung to be my boyfriend.❞ © googietops

WHAT HE WANTS | TAEKOOK ✓

BOOK 1 & 2 INCLUDED ― in which taehyung is willing to give jungkook anything he asks for • TOP!JK BOTTOM!TAE »very short chapters [completed]

Rich, Spoiled Brat ✔️ |Jikook|

Park Jimin is the handsome, wealthy, popular guy in his high school. Some say that he's arrogant because of the amount praise he receives daily. Jeon Jungkook is the average teenager that attends the same school as Jimin. However, he's one of the few people who couldn't care less about Jimin or his money. Due to a c...

Thicker Than Water

Blood is thicker than water but his thighs are thicker.

Imprisoned

"You are the king's son... you can't be with me. I am sentenced to die in a month." Yoongi is the king's prisoner, sentenced to the death penalty in his small cell. Hoseok is the prince, sentenced to a life of royalty in the large castle. Will include: -strong language -smut/sexual content -angst Started: April 7...

DT ENTERTAINMENT | SOPE

"I like you," "I like you too!" "No, I mean like, like you. God you're so dense!" Min Yoongi and Kim Taehyung are both young and successful CEO's of the entertainment company, DT Entertainment. They plan on releasing a new girl group, but they need a choreographer for them. This is where Jung Hoseok comes in: Jung Hos...

Snapchat |TXT Fanfic| •side ships• ✔

In which five boys come under one snap group chat to build a crackhead friendship. !COMPLETED! ! Please excuse any grammar mistakes or any mistakes in general, this book was made a very long time ago and I'm finding time in my hectic life to slowly update the book. Thank you so much for the reads!!

Arranged Mafia Marriage

Taehyung a cute sassy model, who is forced to marry Jeon Jungkook a cold hearted soon to be Mafia leader, They are forced to Marry since their fathers are friends and its good for business What type of trouble will follow and what will happen Top: jungkook Bottom:Taehyung

affliction - tk.

jungkook might not have been religious, but man, was his dick godly. "i still want to slap the hell out of you, kook." "yeah, that's great & all, but are we going to mention how we literally just fucked in the school's kitchen, or-" completed march 2019

airdrop :: vkook

basically, taehyung airdrops jungkook a dick pic :) ---- why the fuck has this trash got 10k reads omg now it has 20k reads- this has 30k reads, i'm SCREECHING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS HAS 40K READS 50K READS WHY IS THIS BOOK GETTING NOTICED 60k reads y'all my funeral's tomorrow 70K I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 80KKKKKK Y...

𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 | yoonseok 💕

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚘𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚍. [𝙴𝚡𝚙𝚎ç𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍:𝚊𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝟸𝟺,𝟸0𝟷𝟾]

It's A Secret | Yoonseok

Hoseok finds himself falling for Yoongi, the mysterious new boy, but what's he hiding from him? Started: 29/07/2016 Finished: 06/05/2017

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 ↬ yoonseok ✓️

[𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃] ❝you've got nice thighs.❞ © luvbotluna ; 2018

LOW LIVES | SOPE

Bang Si-Hyuk is the principal of a high school and boss of an organization. Keeping both lives separate and keeping his identity as the boss unknown. Yoongi is in his senior year of high school, more than happy to finally leave that hell hole. But what happens when he is called to the principals office? No need to ans...