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  • Death Call
    49.5K 5.1K 55

    In which a boy who can see the future calls a girl to let her know that she's going to die. Soon. _ "You're going to die." "Excuse me?" "Oh, you didn't hear me? Maybe the phone connection is a little dodgy. Don't worry, I'll repeat myself. You, my dear Eleanor Clarke, are going to die. Soon."

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.1M 191K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Never Alone
    249K 26.4K 126

    ❝In which two people call up a helpline in order to find someone just as broken as they are. ❞ "Does...does it bother you that my dad's in prison for murder?" "Well, judging by the fact that I moved away from America to get away from the memory of a gun crime, I would say yes, Elliot, that bothers me quite a lot." "I...

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  • Suicide Helpline
    2M 162K 173

    ❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...

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  • Dramione: WANTED
    2.2M 92.3K 36

    Hermione Granger, Gryffindor's Good Girl, Head Girl, Cleverest Witch of her Age, Nice to even the lowest of the low, Charity starter, Best Friend, Savior of the World, Best Auror in the making...Wanted for MURDER. Now, how does that even make sense? Draco wants to know...don't you?

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  • Last Year Troubles
    432K 14.9K 35

    Starts off after the war, and students are returning to Hogwarts. How will our heros and villians cope with the new year.

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  • Let's Help Each Other
    3.5M 105K 29

    When two rivals are forced to speak, so as to not die of boredom, a mutual friendship is born. But when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter both reveal secrets that not even their friends know, they strive to help each other in any way possible. It starts off on the train ride home after 6th year (This is a story my friend...

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  • The First Time (Phan)
    282K 8.2K 28

    Dan was a teenage boy who was a bit awkward and not the most popular person. He was happy, but not the happiest he could be. That was until he was told about a certain YouTuber who changes his life forever. A FICTIONAL story of how Phan became what it is today. This is a safe Phan fiction with no triggers (although...

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  • Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan
    2.5M 123K 24

    Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

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  • blurry face - phan
    2.3M 152K 46

    " my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

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  • moods / phan
    2.3M 126K 39

    in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phi...

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