booty talk

talk about the booty

conversations | lashton

short dialogue between the two lovers and a bumpy road.

The Perth Plan: A Troyler Fanfic

During Tyler's trip to Perth the Mellet's join forces with Troye and Tyler's Youtube friends to get them together. Will they succeed or will they make their unique relationship too awkward to bear? -No triggering content, just adorable fluff-

pickup lines for people

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

fanboy ↦ michael clifford {au}

COMPLETED | "But it tears me up inside because she doesn't even know I exist."

sex addicts [michael clifford]

they met at therapy; therapy for sex addicts. (cover by elle)

The Sims

“who knew that a simple game of sims could turn our lives around like this?” all rights reserved. copyright © monroe james [@anchorate]

i'm a fucking plant ➜ l.h.

In which the boys are turned into flowers and stupid stuff happens. [wrong grammar and spelling mistakes intended.] All Right Reserved © Shayanne - mikeysnuggybear6

Catfish » l.h

olivia white, or should i say, the new nev and max. all rights reserved. copyright © 2014 | fxckmuke

emoji - h.s

and it started with her getting the wrong number [top rankings: #28 in short story, #80 in fan-fiction] © circumstance

The Twin Swap

"Why do you look like me and I look like you?!?!" I exclaimed. "I knew we were twins and all but I didn't know this was possible…" He muttered. "Did we…… switch bodies?!?!" Marcel and Harry are twins. Marcel was always the nerdy, weird twin with this thick glasses and sweater vest. Harry on the other hand, was the...

Troyler Fivever

Tyler Oakley and Troye Sivan met a year ago at Playlist Live and nothing has ever been the same. Millions ship them as a couple called a troyler. What will happen if they fall in love? Will they tell their fans? How will everyone react? Most importantly, what happens behind the scenes?

I Met Him On Omegle

❝ “What would you do if I kissed you right now?” Jesse asked. My head was telling me to tell him that I’d slap him but instead I said, “Kiss you back.” ❞ Andrea decided to go on Omegle with some friends; she didn’t expect to find love. She meets two handsome boys and Andrea is immediately enticed by one of the boys in...

The Boogeyman ➳ z.m. au

Do you remember when we used to play hide and seek? I had so much fun knowing that I had a friend to play with every night. I remember the nights when you would lay there under the blankets in your room, shaking with anticipation because you knew I was there, but you just couldn't see me. You thought I couldn't see y...

The Makeover (One Direction)

Alexa (Ariana Grande) used to be bullied by Harry Styles for her awkward behavior and dull appearance. Fed up with the constant bullying, Alexa decides to give herself a makeover. She returns to school with beautiful looks and an updated personality. Harry Styles realizes his mistakes and immediately apologizes. Soon...

Troyler AU

teacherxstudent credit to emmy for the rad cover, sorry for the shitty fetus writing and shitty updating schedule

Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

Really Dirty Jokes!

We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!

Netflix // f.h au

❝You can tell a lot about a person by the movies they watch.❞ copyright of nialls_happymeal WATTPAD 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Inspired by @fadingzayn and netflix cover made by me #350 in short story [7.18.14]

Troyler [boyxboy]

Bringing guy after guy to Tyler's room and Troye watching off in the distance was never what Tyler wanted to percieve. After Tyler's tragic rejection from Troye, a sudden, devious plan was all it took to generate the obstacles and drama between the two. No one would ever expect to be dragged into a puzzling, 'friends...

Ruin Us (Troyler AU)

"Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us... Tell me we'll never get used to it." In a world where implanted timers will tell you the exact moment that you'll meet your soulmate, Troye Sivan and Tyler Oakley are thrown into a relationship that neither of them fully understands. As it turns out a soulmate isn't...

Friends With Benefits: A Troyler Story

Troye wants experience and who better to help him than his best friend? Tyler has had feelings for Troye for a while and sees this arrangement as his only chance to be with him. Will two weeks of being friends with benefits bring them closer or tear them apart? *Smut Warning. Obviously. Look at the title. No triggeri...

Kneeslappers

May cause extreme laughing, falling, injuring yourself, slight dizziness, and mental retardation. Read at your own risk.

Vinegar

Girls

Saving Cinderella

After being chased by a group of adoring fans, Keaton Stromberg rushes through the doors of a shop and into the life of Sophie and her evil sister, Taylor. Sophie quickly becomes a hero to Keaton; a hero who doesn’t believe Fairytales exist. It’s up to Keaton to show her that they do. [Hey everyone, this was a Fanfic...

Zen and Friends

zen milk is the average boy and member of one direction. he haz had 2 many ups and duwns in his lyfe. and hi iz dun. so Wat happenz wen zen leaves da band? wil he pursoo hiz muzic kareer or Wil he giv up foreverveeve?