Dan's Tinder Chat-up Lines

Dan Howell's chat-up lines from his video "Would you date the REAL Dan?", Where he uses the app Tinder.

lick meh bakk, lucifire. (Moose x Lucifer)

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Marvel Half-Blood

A few days after the giant war, Percy is alone in the world. A week out of Tartarus, EVERYONE is gone... all because of Gaia. Now a group of "super heroes" want Percy, but he wants to be left alone. There's something big coming, something that only two people have seen, but three have experienced. Only one is still al...

Memes {finished✔️}

Memes that'll, Blow your mind Be funny Be relatable And everything else. DISCLAIMER: I don't cater to your wants and if it offends you, then take up with me in personal message. CAUSE I DONT CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU WHEN ITS MEANT TO BE FOR HUMOR PURPOSES ONLY! STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY! Highest Ranks: #1 - relata...

145 Completed Phanfics You Should Read

[THIS HAS OFFICIALLY FINISHED.] [Highest Rank- 12th.] A bunch of different types of phanfics that I personally enjoyed reading and others have read themselves. I hope this may help you pick out some phanfics to read during your spare time. (And I know that the picture has a different title to the title of the story...

Emo Trinity Memes and Shitposts

All memes and the cover are mine. I don't fucking care what you do with my stuff tbh

Percy Jackson - Heart of Ice

After the Second Giant War Annabeth leaves Percy for immortality. Percy's heart turns ice cold after the "love of his life" leaves him. He decides he needed some alone time so he leaves camp and heads up north to help him cope with the heartbreak. ~~~~ Years later and no one has heard from or seen Percy. A war is Brew...

How to Write Fanfiction

How to Write Fanfiction is a writing resource that contains tips and tricks on crafting fanfiction stories - by the community, for the community. This guide will serve as a helpful point of reference for fanfiction writers both old and new. We ultimately hope to encourage Wattpadders to immerse themselves in the limit...

Ønly Youngbløøds, Killjøys, and Sinners Understand...2

The sequel tø Ønly Yøungbløøds, Killjøys....(that's a løt øf typing). Thanks før jøining me again! See yøu øn the øther side. Highest Rank: 101 in Humor

EMO ZODIACS

Have you ever wanted to know who mcr member you are? Have you ever wonder who you are most compatible with? Thinking is it Gerard Way or Mike Fuentes. Have you ever wanted to know what FOB album you are? Well if you are you my darling emo have come to the right place! ••••• If you want to drop any suggestions done...

Harry Potter Jokes

I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good. This is a book of Harry Potter jokes and also most of them are not mine ☺☺

sent ➳ phan

New Kik message from dannyfire! dannyfire: hey dannyfire: i think i have a crush on you ©howellize 2016

Hallarious Harry and other stories.

Funny Drarry and HP crack. My mind farts bacically. These are the reason I laugh to myself sometimes.

How To Make Ppl In the Emo Trinity H8 chu M8

Random Things I Write That's Most Likely Facts With The Emo Trinity. Made By iiEmoxDW Emo Trinity: Panic! at The Disco,My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy

Harry Potter Randomness

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

The Ghost and The Wolf: Book I of The Broken Series

[EXCERPT!] [BEING PUBLISHED!] [Highest Rank: #4 in Mystery/Thriller] [Featured Story - Fall 2017] Student reporter Penelope needs to prove herself. She chases a story tip on a secret organization of teenage urban explorers called The Broken. With the assistance of a young paranormal investigator, she begins to uncover...