asylum ↬ 5sos

❝We're going to pretend as if we fit in here. We're going to fit in, act insane and not let anything ruin who we are.❞ [on very long hold]

fourth of july » five sauce

by the fourth of july the children had died ranked #65 mystery / thriller 8.8.14

zombieland ↬ l.hemmings

Imagine this. The world has gone to hell and all man-kind are left undead, roaming about for those who survived. You have remained unscathed with more than enough food and weapons. But that all turns upside down when four boys suddenly march into your life, leaving you to die. © han 2014 [partially based off the movie...

pickup lines for people

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

Quotes and Stuff

Just stuff in a book

detention · 5sos (DISCONTINUED)

"welcome to detention. no talking, coughing, sneezing, giggling, weird sounds of any sort, listening to music, and most certainly, no sex on top of the desks."

5 Seconds of Summer Preferences

This book is 2nd part to my first book that was full of funny, cute and dirty 5SOS preferences and short imagines. So if that's what you're looking for you came to the right place! Some are borrowed from tumblr when I'm feeling not so creative xD

5 Seconds of Summer Smut

I think it's pretty self explanatory that I'm just another horny teenager writing smut about 4 idiots.

5SOS One-Shots

Just my collection of one-shots I wrote for 5SOS. If you want me to write you one, just leave a comment with your name, who you want it with, and a scenario. :3