PERSONAL ASSISTANT NEEDED. People skills optional. Ability to take drink orders preferred. Personal mode of transport a MUST. To Reply, Contact Dr. M's home office: 1-555-TRBLE-4-U (Idiots and those prone to knock-knock jokes need not apply.) ◎ ◎ ◎ Nobody in their righ...
Probably the biggest list on Wattpad of different Names. I have had so many different kind of name requests. This book will be full of names from Cyberpunk- to steampunk- to time period and genre to even nationality popular names. I hope you do enjoy. This book is much broader than the others. But if you need a name g...
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - w...
Everyone thinks finding your mate means you spend the rest of your life perfectly in love, for me things change. I have an awesome brother and my life was okay until the day I met my mate, Luke. I thought we were going to be happy together but things change. Add a slutty blond, an awesome brother, flawless friends, n...
Ellie Jenkins is struggling to write a high school TV show, so her boss gives her an ultimatum: go to her ten year reunion or lose her big break forever.. ***** Ellie Jenkins definitely didn't peak in high school. She was an outsider, an invisible g...
«His name is Blurryface, and he cares about what you think. They call her Crybaby, but she doesn't fucking care.» ©emptyusername- Started: 2.3.17 Finished: 2.3.17
MY BEST FRIEND IS A SECRET AGENT: How Chip Became C.H.I.P. and Foiled the Freaky Fuzzy Invasion **Check out our new hardback, available worldwide! (See the link to my website in my profile bio.)** 10-year-old Nort McKrakken is a pint-sized computer genius. 14-year-old Chip Munson is his best friend - and loyal guinea...
Having a girl as your housemate is what you expected for. But a weird boy shows up to you instead. "I- I thought you were a girl." "Do I look like one?" ======================================= Was #19 in Fanfiction. Thank you readers! A/N: This is an edited-version but I won't change the plot much, just removing a few...
Namjoon: 17 years old, edgy, savage and stuff lmao idk Y/n: 15 years old, a dumb sensitive bih that we all are This story I wrote when I was 15 so it's kinda cringe reading it now that I'm 20 😭😭😭😭 I'm sorry for traumatizing you guys
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hir...
Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor [FEATURED, SEPT-OCT] An idealistic poet refuses to budge from the last parcel of land a developer needs to acquire in order to build a shopping mall. (Literary satire with pop culture references and environmental themes.) synopsis: The Myth of Wile E. is a riff on the modern obsession wi...
in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg
WATTYS WINNER!!! Paris Hilton, angry about the character of Willow Pape in Kim Kardashian Hollywood, uses her magic powers to trap Kim Kardashian inside the game, forever. Kim must escape the game and get back to the real world in order to defeat Paris once and for all.
When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is...
Shinki is the mysterious and skilled genin. He is very quiet She never knows whats on his mind, Mitsuki's hard to figure out and just plain weird, the Akimichi heiress finds it hard to understand him, Mitsuki's still learning what its like to be human. ChoCho's confused, she doesn't know what both of these strong Geni...
Do you like space adventure? Do you like alien creatures? Do you like jokes? Well, you have come to the right place! The 'Oh No!' Anthology is a collection of short stories written by great authors of this orange world based on the same theme. In this Anthology the writers will try and mix Science Fiction and Humour t...
NOTICE! THIS STORY ISN'T COMPLETE NOR COMPLETELY EDITED! SOME PARTS MAY SUCK, BUT WHEN I AM DONE I WILL CLEAN EVERYTHING UP! Tom (demon ex boyfriend Tom) is furious. He had another chance to fix things with him and Star and failed all because of Marco Diaz. Thirsty for revenge he immediately makes a deal with Bill. S...
(Completed) Sophie and Amaya get kidnapped by one of Australia's most fearful gangs. But are they really that scary? (Use to be The Girl With The Summer Blues) Highest rank so far #5 in humor
#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...
"What are you doing?" -Seventh "Eating a bowl of soul."-Zero ".........Well then." -Seventh "I meant SOUP. A BOWL OF SOUP." -Zero "Yeah... sure, say it was a typo or blame it on the autocorrect." -Seventh "I'm laughing at my own failure right now." -Zero (Highest Ranking: #4 Humor 7.4.17)
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
After discovering two aliens trying to milk a cow in his Grandfather's barn, fourteen year old Luke Summers is abducted. Scared out of his wits, he soon discovers that the aliens, Simon and Leonidas, aren't planning to probe him... huge relief. Instead, after injecting Luke with nano-translators so he can understand t...
Its not as easy as you think being part of the elite. Especially in a high-school where you are the main attraction. Every move, every step being watched throughout the whole way. If you break, your nothing. If you stay, you change. But when you look through it all its different and I am just a normal human. And this...
#1 Humor R E W I N D 'A true friendship can stand the test of trial, and a true friend inspires personal growth despite the hardships.' ~ Aqueela Lawson *~**~* The girl who brought their tightknit family together simply vanished. With it, everything came undone - friendships fell apart. But now she has returned home...
Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. - When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in...
