a book of poems that will quake your earth, break your ground, tickle your pickle, and most importantly, wet your eyes astronomically. disclaimer: this is a mockery of poem books, and i, in no means, intend to offend/mock anyone in particular. this is just for fun and nothing but that.
❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...
(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a l...
Crack on crack. A collection of unrelated short stories where I expunge my kreative juices. No I don't know what expunge means anymore but I'm pretty sure it's an SAT word.
Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.
"But if she's Jewish, how can she eat turkey?" Just a collection of stupidly legitimate comments on Wattpad that people just weren't thinking when they commented to make you smile :) (Disclaimer: Names of commenters will not be put up due to easy offense, thanks.) ***Votes and Comments are highly appreciated {Current...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
[Highest Ranking: #38 in Non-Fiction] Just a book full of memes. Enjoy ^-^ {Started 9th December 2017}
