(Homestuck) Jake and Dirk feel incomplete. So John, Jade, and Dave decide to set them up. But Jade seems to have secondary plans... partial credit for the title to fangirlbxtch. she calls DirkJake Carrotsticks, so that's where that comes from.
Dirk is the captain of a pirates ship who favors tormenting a British ship with a captain who Dirk finds to be quite charming. Jake that ship captain, he acts like he hates Dirk. He acts like it. Jake finds dirks sense of adventure to be amazing and he finds Dirk himself to be handsome as hell so I'm thinking it over...
When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. (This is just a little D...