Nudes, please? ✄ Phan [FINISHED]

Dank memes and sexual themes

fuckboy

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Bad Boys Don't Smile / phan

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

Inevitable Death

Dan thinks he's immortal. Living in a world where you can only die when you get your biggest wish, Dan is certain his wish will never come true.

the real world + phan (cancelled)

(CANCELLED;;; for moral reasons lmao) "Welcome to the real world, where the pavement is the end and no one gives a shit until it's over." ++ or the one where Dan is a downer, and all Phil wants to do is take him higher

A Bit of a Christmess - Phan

In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-f...

A Helping Hand REWRITTEN

Hey if you enjoyed a helping hand then you should read this fic, the rewritten version of the epic yet tragic love story (this version's better just fyi)

Still Trying [phan/boyxboy]

He always felt like nothing. Just another person among seven billion others. "I am useless. The world would be better without me." He felt as unique as a tree - seen everyday, gone everyday. "I'm just another burden; the difference in society, the thing that makes it unbalanced. Why would you stay with me?" "Because...

Riptide {d.h//p.l}

I needed to face facts: 1.i went on a midnight road trip with someone who hadn't spoke to me in 5 years. 2. We both were drunk. 3.phil Lester has abducted me. 4.exam week starts today 5.phil Lester has fucking abducted me.

Panic Station

Locked within his own mind, Philip Lester is forced by is parents through their love for him to attend a Summer Camp in an attempt at helping him to overcome his Social Anxiety Disorder. Although given special treatment by the Camp staff, the other teenagers treat him no differently. Stuck with sharing a cabin with a...

Reverse

Dan is your little pastel boy, shy, innocent and generally really sweet. He thought it was going to be another day at school.... he thought wrong! The school punk Philip or 'Phil' needs tutoring lessons, Dan is chosen.

Gene Therapy - Phan

Phan AU: Mutant, and proud. Concept based X-Men but not really a crossover + no characters from X-men included. You can absolutely read this with no prior knowledge of the movies/comics. Sci-fi, powers, adventure and a healthy dose of drama. Random genetic mutations occur, some unnoticeable and others catastrophic. If...

message man

drown ↣ phan (complete )

"you're the only thing saving me from myself." (this book is a piece of s h i t)

The Prince or the Princess ➵ phan

Phil is an average pansexual male. Yep, that is average. But one day, Phil goes to his favorite pastel coffee shop in town. At first, everything seems ordinary. He orders what he orders every time he goes to the shop, sits down, drinks what he orders, and plays on his phone. But this day it's different. A new employee...

THUNDER // phan

he repeats the process; C O M P L E T E tw ; self-harm, suicide, depression, major character death you can not read this story AT ALL if you get triggered by those topics

Never Told A Lie (Phan fiction)

Dan is the popular guy who can have anyone he wants. His friend Chris isn’t so sure about that though and makes a bet with him: By the end of term Dan has to make Phil Lester fall in love with him. A/N: There's no selfharm, no depression, no eating disorders, no character deaths, no bullying, no getting beaten up...

control ;; phan

"goddamn right, you should be scared of me" {this fan fiction contains some very triggering topics}

FLIRT (Phan)

Phil is popular: president of his fraternity, shortstop of the baseball team, he's got it all figured out. But when Phil meets Dan, a flamboyant freshman in the theatre department, everything changes. Despite warnings from their friends, Dan and Phil can't stay away from each other, but when these two worlds come cras...

Blue Eyes | phan

Blue is the prettiest color, isn't it? (an: this book is utter shit but for some reason people like it so it would be wrong to delete it )

Username (An AU Phanfiction)

arms // {phan}

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love...

Messages from Dan

**New Message from: Dan***** Dan: Hi Phil: Hey, who are you? Dan: I'm Dan, your new friend.

Brotherly love (phan)

Phil is an orphan, bullied, and living alone with no friends in a home. He does his best not to let that fact that no one seems to care about him get to him, but it's getting harder. Then a nice couple start to take interest in him, and it turns out they have a son his age, Daniel, but the love they begin to share isn...

Eight One Five - Phan

(danxphil) spy AU: Dan's an underage intelligence operative and he's on a mission. It's pretty routine; befriend the bad guy's kid, collect enough information for a conviction and beat some people up. Move on out and abandon the identity assumed. Things get complicated when Dan turns out to be a little too good at bef...

amnesia ;; phan

"Who are you?" + Joint phan fic by jetblackhowell and takethisfolieadeux.

Emo Zodiacs

Have you ever wondered what fall out boy song you are? Desperate to know which green day video is most like you? Well, now you can find out, all by the power of your zodiac sign! THIS IS JUST FOR FUN PLS DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY Y'ALL NEED TO FIND SOME CHILL HONESTLY. [I make all of these myself] -DM requests-

Speak up already - Phan

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]