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Survival

Valerie and Jeordie have been best friends since pretty much ever. Then the Disease came. How can two teenagers survive the zombie apocalypse?

Unseen

[COMPLETE ✓] Rumour has it that a new guy is joining our class this year. All the girls are going crazy, imagining all the case scenarios from cliché YA books: mysterious, rebel, bad boy, werewolf, fallen angel, even vampire! The worst part, I don't even think they have read the books; they only watched the films...

Insanity

They're stronger, faster, and have better hearing than a normal human. Their amazing hearing makes up for their lack of smell and their bad eyesight. They aren't zombies. They're more like mutants. They've been roaming this earth for about a year now, and I've been escaping their wrath for about a year now. I'm Ash Pr...

Zombie Apocalypse:The Walking Dead Rise

In the sequel to Flesh...Zombies....Oh My: Allison's adventures continue as she leads her group to survivors to safety. Well, what she believe to be safety. Her mind slowly begins to wonder about a lot of things and unwind. She doesn't know what to think anymore. The world isn't what is used to be. Things are slowly b...

Me Vs Zombies [Book 1 & 2]

Kyara The Zombie Slayer

4 ordinary teens are tossed in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Their only chance of surviving, getting to Miami from Canada. The only thing standing in their way, the undead...

The Sweet little Badass

Sasha Meadows, that girl who everybody used to know as the snotty little nerdy kid with a rich family, who ran away after been pushed to her limits, well now she's back and is definitely not that girl who she used to be, a mixture of drugs and gangs, along with a badass boyfriend is all it took to change her. Her pare...

The BadAss Luna

'Mate.' My wolf whispered. Holy shit my mates a badass. She'll make on badass Luna. First werewolf story read it you've got nothing to lose.

Apocalypse

She has to survive. She isn't like any other girl - doesn't care how she looks, doesn't paint her nails..instead, the only thing she paints is death with the blood of the zombies which have been multiplying in her city. It's the beginning of the end of the world in reality but when she comes across two certain individ...

The New Girl Tamed The Playboy

Kayleigh Walker. A new girl was next in the play boy's 'To Bang' list. Jayden Miller. The irresistible play boy. Jayden made it clear to Kayleigh that he doesnt want commitment, all he wants from her is s e x. Will she give in? Will he change his mind? Read here and find out.

The Shy Girl Has a Gun

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...

Bad Boy's Game

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn'...

ARROWHEART (The Love Curse)

STARTED ON WATTPAD AND NOW IT'S A PUBLISHED BOOK! A Greek God that's made a terrible mistake. Girls with the power to kiss the boys and make them cry. And a love that's doomed to fail... GET YOUR COPY OF ARROWHEART TODAY: https://goo.gl/forms/wvVnXZBWNzvLNzG42 The gods are gone. The people have forgotten them. But 16...

Toddlers Until Teenagers

"Jenna, " she started off. "Remember Alex? Your best friend?" She paused. Tingles fell through my body. Alex Sanders was my best friend. We did every single thing together. We went to beaches, gyms, school, everything. We talked about stuff and watched our fav Tom And Jerry movie, and pretended to be pirates on his s...

I <3 ZOMBIES (book 1)

My name is Kali sparks . I am 15 it has been one week since the Zombie outbreak started .I hate to say I told you so but ,who am I kidding ... I told you I am not a weakling I have.learned to survive and I am proud of it come with me as I survive *smirk*. let's just hope you can keep up (completed)

Living With The Playboy

A teenager's fiction describing the life and the feelings of a young adolescent. Matilda is a typical girl living with her parents. What happens when she moves to California? Is that forever? Jake is a common playboy playing around several girls. What if the playboy falls for a girl below his standards? What if a sma...

Bad Ass Mate Rejected

"I Dalton Moon reject you Heaven Richerson as my mate" no tears I simply shrugged and replied "I don't care" (Read to find out more!)

My bestfriend from childhood [Completed]

Due to the nature of her parent's career, Kim finds herself forced to move into her mum's best friends/neighbors house to maintain her healthy grade and relationships in her home town. To her luck, her neighbor also happened to be her best friend, Kyle. Her living situation with him has always been something that she...

Bye, Bye Virginity

*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her...

My Bestfriend

After an intense shopping trip, Luke had forced me to go for a coffee after his 'gruelling experience'. "Come on Rosy, how many dresses does a girl need to try on?" he moaned...again. "At least 6!" I said handing him his mocha and taking a seat next to him, "Maybe 10...making sure you have the right dress is very impo...

Destined To Be Loved

"Hey..please don't do this.." he said crouching in front of me and lifting up my chin with his hand. He wiped the few tears that escaped and looked me dead in the eyes. "I can't stand seeing you cry, especially because of me, look I've been waiting for this day for so long that I just didn't know how to react. Kayla...

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My Player of a Best Friend

I wouldn't trade my best friend for anyone else in the world. He's amazing, funny, supportive, and everything that is great. He can be a little protective at times but it's okay since he doesn't go overboard with it. There's only one teeny little thing that I don't really like about him. Well, it's actually a big thin...

♡ His Love Game♡

Over my bitter feelings in my heart as his blue eyes bore into mines. I fell in love with my childhood friend but the only thing wrong is that he has... A FUCKEN GIRLFRIEND WHICH IS MY BEST FRIEND. Ryland Adam Thatcher -age 18 -Within the top five popular guys list -Rich -Cursed with great beauty - Has what everyo...

Lets Break Each Others Heart -Major Editing-

Life gave me another chance with him and all i'm going to do is break his heart. What would you do if life suddenly gave you another chance to be with your true love? Would you hurt him like he hurt you? Or would you realize that the feelings you been avioding are more strong then you imagine. Take a journey with Ald...

My Sister's Boyfriend

17 year old Kaylee has always been second to her twin sister, Lexi. Lexi was always the prettiest, coolest, most fashionable, and most popular at school, and she even was dating Ben Walker (the star quarterback, and inconveniently Kaylee's crush) for the past three years. When she becomes friends with Charlie, a popu...

I wish all guys were like my Best friend!

"Best friends don't date their best friends!" Tasha Olivier has always been left by all the guys she has dated. Why? She expects them to be like her best friend Cole Matthews. Despite her wanting someone like him, she firmly refuses to date him. Will she ever find the guy she desires? Or will Cole who has been in love...

Rejected by my own (Being Edited)

Alyssa's parents died when she was little and her brother Dylan blamed her for it so he used his authority in the pack as future beta and told everyone that they were supposed to treat her like the runt of her pack. After that nothing was the same she was bullied by everyone at school and most of the adults, sh...