Straighter than Parallel Parking

❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.

Anxiety Attack

In which a girl can't go a day without an anxiety attack and a boy can't go a day without noticing

It Started with a Kiss

Tara tried to get over her crush by doing what she thought was best: Kissing Aaron Hartmann to "get him out of her system". What she did not account for was the charity event that put her and him in a box together for twelve hours the week after. Things are about to get interesting.

I Almost Killed My Crush's Mom

I, Lois Mai Reynolds, am all kinds of clumsy. I fall over flat surfaces. I drop expensive vases, and miraculously find ways to trip over thin air. Not a day has passed by when I'm not wearing a Band-Aid for some kind of accident that I've endured, and it's stooped to the level now that my parents call me King Kong and...

Cupcake Kisses

They were never supposed to fall in love. In fact, they were probably never even supposed to meet. But life does that sometimes; it brings you someone who unexpectedly turns your world upside down. For Ella, it all began on the last day of summer, in a small bakery on the edge of town. With three teenage boys, a plas...

Random Shit

So, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you get offended easily though, I suggest you don't read..especially out lou...