[first book in the 'sad' series] highest ranking: #8 on short story (omg what. thank u so much. this means a lot. i love you xx) note: if you don't read girlxgirl stories and you don't like them, then don't read this. you don't need to hate (: all rights reserved. © calumisnotasian (2015)
Dear Dan, I thought I should start writing letters to you. I know it's cheesy, but I've always been accused of being a hopeless romantic. I guess people are right - love drives you crazy. - Phil © 2015 -oceanrising
Blue is the prettiest color, isn't it? (an: this book is utter shit but for some reason people like it so it would be wrong to delete it )
"respond to pm you little shit." "i dont even know u gtfo" "then why did you accept my request?" "bc ure hot" i wrote this when i was legit 13 its so ugly -JEALUHS©️ 2015
This is the story of Melissa and Peter and their adventure. They encounter many hidden secrets and battle the evil Billy Goat! By: NarwhalParty
Some not so awful stuff that have been too short to upload as a whole story and/or Oneshots collabs. I rate this PG13 just because I don't know what will be written and what type of rating they will be. WARNINGS: possible triggering, sexual references, boyxboy, bullying, etc. ©chloemitzu
There's only two things that Dan likes: 1) colors and 2) flowers And also 3) Phil Lester (Technically three things)
Phandom Big Bang Event: 2015 Dan is a drama geek and Phil is an art student who just moved to town. Unaware the theatre and art departments don't see eye to eye, Phil attempts to make a friend in Dan and is shut down. Beta: Maetaurus.tumblr.com (Skyler) They're the best and everyone should go follow them on tumblr bec...
"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy str...
oneshot book!! (all are my ideas unless stated otherwise; I take requests and feedback!) stories have tagged triggers if any; please note this is not a smut oneshot book lol
Dan Howell and Phil Lester are just alike but come from different sides of the fence. Taking this into account: They've never met. But trying to save their lives by joining a crappy support group changes everything. The support group doesn't help anything, but at least now they know eachother's names. × Trigger Warnin...
just a simple phanfic, for times way past your bedtime, when you run out of all good ones, i got you :) ps.: dont forget to vote you cunts
You asked me if I was okay. I said yes. Why did I say yes, Dan?
these were written in 2014 and abandoned im sorry! but if you want to see anything i will try writing it! just comment or message.
Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their y...
A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of...
Playing music has always been a big part of Phil's life. From the time he was five, and banging spoons against the table, to present day; seventeen years old and apart of the upcoming Alt. Rock/Everything-In-Between band, Heinous. It's an easy life to live, he's sure. Making music with his best friends, trying to avo...
Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love...
this is genuinely the worst thing i have ever written. if you want to read the remake im doing with be more chill instead of phan go to my ao3 it's shemeanswell :) in the meantime if you want to read this Wretched Thing knock yourself out!!! literally knock yourself out before you make the mistake of reading this plea...
Dan has had a crush on the Hufflepuff across the table since year four, but what happens when his friend PJ tells him? adaydreamersdoodles.tumblr.com for the cover~ (warning: you may die of fluff poisoning)
Dan is forced into going to a summer camp in the country side of Britain, his mother feels Dan is irresponsible, and would only be getting drunk and fucking about if he stayed at home. WRITTEN 2013. (I have since, gone through and attempted to improve on it).
18 year old Dan Howell has been kicked out of his home by his parents after getting into trouble with the police (again). On this winters day, he has no money, no food and nowhere to stay - until he is offered accommodation in a strangers home. However, there are secrets this stranger is hiding and Dan is determined t...
Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.
Phil starts getting cute, little messages from a secret admirer and gradually feels himself falling more and more in love with the boy. But can you really like someone you've never seen before? And what will happen when Phil finds out the real identity of his admirer?
Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing...
