This started out as a joke.....It is no longer a joke. Dahrman is my comfort. I haven't even seen a full Dahrman video. And yes this contains smut. Yes im not proud of it.
purple guy runs you over As of 2023 I made this story 4 years ago so it's full of dead humor and old jokes
It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron. But he was OR Karl gets fucked with a can of...
Levi told Reader to clean their room. Reader forgot. WARNING - Smut. FIRST Smut, so... be warned. *Do Not Own Cover Art*
(Y/n) has been looking for a boyfriend for so long. She has tried everything: dating apps, talking to random people, dating her friends exes, asking out ALL of her friends, and even banging deer in the woods. She was so close to giving up on love entirely, BUT there was one person she didn't expect to meet...
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
You find yourself in a room with a man, a beautiful blonde with a chiseled chest, who has a surprise in store for you. I wrote this because I ate a honey bun and thought "Fuck i want funny valentine from JJBA to force feed me honey buns until I cry" and so i wrote a fanfiction about it
Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them
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Johnny Joestar is sad cause he's penis domt work and he wanna have sec with gyro so grot bring hen to Burger King to find Jesus cocke and ball to make hes own peni s wrok
Jotaro and Kakyoin are just pals, and that's all. But one night, when Jotaro goes to give his homie a goodnight kiss on the cheek, Kakyoin tries to give him one too, and chaos insues! (Also, i wrote this before I knew anything about Jojo so it is accessible to those who haven't watched Jojo and is also very OOC) (1/3...
