MONSTER CAN

It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron.
But he was
OR
Karl gets fucked with a can of monster.

(posted by anonymous on ao3)

if anyone in this fanfic doesn't feel comfortable with this I will delete it