Sans's Joke Book - Undertale

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Funny texts and autocorrects

A Skeleton Has No Heart

Sans X Reader. You just went through a dungeon, got a goat mom, now you enter a cold snowy forest. What's next?

Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios

No hate pls!!

Cryophobia - (Sans x Reader)

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

Trapped

It's always the same, Trapped in this bird cage unable to be set free.

Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)

[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought...

Married at Eighteen [NaLu] ✓

Highest ranking: #100 in fanfiction [051317] » who knew two strangers getting married from an arrangement could eventually fall in love for real ? started : Apr.16, 2015 ended : Mar.04, 2016 (for book 1) ended : Dec. 19, 2018 (for book 2) √ 1M √ 2M [ jul.15.17 ]

Can't Help It ; Natsu

[complete] Life was a continuous, repetitive cycle. Things pass, perhaps stopping even a second to wave. Everything had a pattern. Until you meet an interesting pink-haired boy, who drags you into his world.

New Neighbors (Markiplier x Reader)

You just arrived at your new apartment in L.A. and are waiting for your favorite YouTuber, Markiplier, to upload, but when his videos are late and you hear a crash from next door, you never would have guessed who you're living next to... Romance is blooming, but it isn't all tiny boxes and rainbows. The Internet is...

The Unforgettable Sleepover | Papyrus x Reader | Sans x Reader

Most beautiful Girl in the World Sans X Reader

Everyone is finally above ground, Sans is on his own journey into the world and He suddenly meets the girl of his dreams. Will his love be accepted? or will humans and monsters never be able to be together

Stuck in the Middle [Hikaru, Kaoru] | ♡

**CURRENTLY UNDER REVISIONS, ORIGINALLY VERSION NOT SAVED Being one of the few 'commoners' at Ouran Highschool was anything but easy. Making scholarship honor role was hard for you unlike your best friend Haruhi, who managed to maintain it steadily-amongst some odd extra curricular activities. And being the curious d...

Eyeless Jack X Reader (LEMON;)

Hehe well it was coming have fun with eyeless jack ;) oh and don't forget follow me and I follow back alright well bai~ Thatcreepywriter

Zodiac Signs: Book 2

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

Undertale: Ask or Dare Comic Sans (Hiatus)

Fairy Tail: You're Lucy of Fairy Tail. (A NaLu Fan Fiction)

- - - - Lucy is a passerby, stopping in the town of Magnolia to replenish herself before continuing on her lonely journey. She has a rare form of magic; Celestial Mage Magic. She's the only one who possesses such, but it's considered a disgusted magic to mages. When Lucy Heartfilia meets Natsu D...

Seven Minutes in Heaven Undertale

Yay seven minutes in heaven for my thirsty followers

A little chilled to the bone. (Sans x Reader)

After falling down Mt.Ebbot, you find yourself in Snowdin, a small town in the UNDERGROUND where two skeleton brothers live, Sans and Papyrus. These brothers are vary quirky, one being a Spaghetti-fanatic with a dream to be in the Royal gaurd, and the other a calm, laidback enigma who can't stop cracking puns. But, wh...

Creepypasta Origins

Undertale Oneshot Booklet #2

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY WANTED MORE UNDERTALE ONE SHOTS?????? well youve come to the right place!

Knock Knock {A Sans X Reader - Undertale}

You were always a curious child. One day, your curiosity took you too far. You lived not to far from a mountain, MT. Ebott, and always wanted to see what was on the top. Your parents had told you stories about the mountain and you had always wanted to see if they were true, being the naïve child you were. One day, you...

bad to the bone (Undertale sans x reader)

I dont even know what i'm doing. I just love sans and stuff...... fuck my life what even is this Its a "love" story (ew) including frozen spagetti and bad puns i guess and flowers..... maybe idk

Puns ( Sans x reader )

Warning! There is a chance that there will be spoilers for the pacifist run of undertale. I recommend finishing that before reading this. There won't be any spoilers for the no mercy run, so don't worry about that! Also, don't worry about anything NSFW/lemon if that's not what you're into-there won't be any of that he...

Undertale X Reader LEMONS

Smut one-shot for Undertale characters. Yep, this is happening.

You've met with a wonderful fate havent you? (BEN DROWNED X reader Lemon)

my first lemon I ever wrote. don't judge I was just really bored and thought of this idea of writing a lemon. so enjoy ya crazy fangirls! ~Angie†

My Knight of the Royal Guard (Papyrus x Reader)

My first story on Wattpad! :3 I just really like Undertale and stuff, and Paps is such a big sweetie, so why not! ^//^ Reader x Papyrus, and may get a lemon later on if I see fit~ >:3 EDIT: 10K+ views?! Wowie! ^\\\^ Thank you all for your fabulous support~!

Sansxreader Oneshots[discontinued]

Tbh some of the one shots have multiple parts! And this is filled with trash! So yea, read if ya want to Slow updates sometimes WARNING : THERE IS A LEMON IN THIS BOOK, IT HAS A WARNING AT THE BEGINNING, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF THEN SKIP THAT PART OF THE ONE SHOT THANKS

No More BONELY Nights- UNDERTALE FANFIC (Self-insert Sans romance)

You're in a world post-game of Undertale. Monsters were flooding up from the Underground, and no one was quite sure what to do with them. Most people knew of them, and expected it eventually. It was hard to get used to seeing these... People, you guess, but it became normal after the first month or so. They started ge...