5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 4

The fourth book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•

It All Started With a Dare ♡ Cake

❝Is it true that you love me, I dare you to kiss me, with everyone watching.❞

connection ♡ malum {sequel to collaboration} ✓

[ SEQUEL TO 'COLLABORATION' ] ❝ the wifi connection here sucks ❞ ❝ but that's not important if the connection between us works perfectly ❞ - in which calum and michal experience the ups and downs of a youtuber relationship [side lashton] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

aisle five » hemmings a.u.

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped

Can't Get Enough 5SOS Shit

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21...

good little boy //cake//

a story about a good little boy who falls for a bad boy.

cigarettes ⇨ muke

"you know these are bad for you, right?" "you know i dont give a fuck, right?" or; where luke works at a gas station and michael goes there to buy cigarettes everyday [lower case intended]

Ask.Fm ➢ CAKE

q: " hey calum :-) " a: " hey :D "

5SOS LYRICS

Songs will be added as they're released. Or leave a request in the comments if a song hasn't been added yet and it'll be up ASAP. It's greatly appreciated if you guys let me know if there's any errors so i can fix them. Enjoy :)))

Social Network || Muke

so·cial net·work / noun / a network of social interactions and personal relationships. 2014 all rights reserved © -ymas-

Fall.

"You have a problem with falling, don't you?" "You have no idea." Cover by LilacLucas

roommates • lashton

"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prolo...

waiting room // cake

The highlight of Calum's day is getting to see the boy with the pretty blue eyes in the waiting room at therapy. (one sentence updates)

lingerie ; muke

❝Luke, you can't wear those, they're my ex-girlfriends❞ ❝they're mine now❞ the one where kitten luke wears lingerie

collaboration ♡ malum ✓

collaboration {kəlabəˈreɪʃn/}; the action of working with someone to produce something (for example: videos or songs) - in which calum has a youtube channel called 'collabcal' and michael's weekly highlight is to watch his videos [side lashton] first place in the 2014 holiday bromance awards, malum category! © 2014, O...

Worship in the Bedroom [Cake]

Calum resorts to leaving open mouthed kisses against Luke's neck, muscles tight under his lips, and slips his hands up. His fingers dig into Luke's lower back, pushing his lower half away from the wooden door and into Calum's. Luke's lips drop open again and his hands lace tightly behind Calum's neck. "Forgive me fat...

Addicted To You | Cake au

we totally don't hook up in closets

panties [ muke ]

where innocent luke never thought wearing panties would be harmful but apparently it is when he puts on unknown shows for his neighbor, michael. { 1st place summer bromance awards 2015 } [ highest ranking; 38 in fanfiction ] [ cover by; brontides ]

Young | Lashton | au {coming soon}

"If your age is on the clock you're too young for the cock."

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 2

The sequel to 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness •credit to whoever wrote these• Turkish Translation: @WeProud5sos

5SOS Shit

Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

Social Media «ᴄᴀᴋᴇ»

In which two boys that are eight thousand miles apart fall in love through social media.

messages ☆ muke

its been 124 days. where are you. [c] -cliffordgasm

5sos Fandom! 1

Just a bunch of funny things related to 5SOS I found on random places. Check out my next book!

imessage ♡ malum

❝ would you please stop spamming my imessage with emojis ❞ ❝ uh, no ❞ - a book of random malum conversations © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Randomness 3

The third book in the 5 Seconds of Summer Jokes and Ranomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•

Sugar Lips | lashton au | book 1

"You stole my gum." "You should have just given me a piece." [This boyxboy and simply fictional] Fanfiction #20 / Teen Fiction #77 -2nd Place in the Popular Lashton awards-

Pretty || cake

"I think that skirt would look really pretty on you." "I-It isn't for me..." "Are you sure? Forgive me; the pink Vans and daisy flower crown misguided my judgment." All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.