❝ listen, i don't have a food kink or anything of that sort but... i really, really wanna fuck that bagel right now. ❞ ❝ bro wtf ❞ ❝ it- IT JUST LOOKS SO... SO FUCKABLE ❞ ─── IN WHICH , , , y/n fucks a very good looking bagel (and then eats it) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ story by: @-cxothicol ↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖...
𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 𝙊𝙍 𝙑𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃 ❪ duolingo bird x reader ❫ ❝ they couldn't see how awesome duolingo really was... so i took out their eyes ❞ ❝ DUDE WHAT THE FU- ❞ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, y/n just wanted to learn some decent spanish for their class but they didn't have in c...
❛ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙍𝙀𝙀 𝙄𝘾𝙀 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙏𝙍𝙐𝘾𝙆 ━━━━━━━━━━ ━━━━ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ɪ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ╰─ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, in a hunt for the mysterious free ice cream truck, a very stupid and impulsive teen gets into a shady van because it said 'free ice cream' ❝ SO... WHERE IS THE ICE CREAM?! ❞ ❝ THERE IS N...