"don't do anything stupid"

❝ listen, i don't have a food kink or anything
of that sort but... i really, really wanna fuck
that bagel right now. ❞

❝ bro wtf ❞

❝ it- IT JUST LOOKS SO... SO FUCKABLE ❞

─── IN WHICH , , ,   y/n fucks a very
good looking bagel (and then eats it)

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story by: @-cxothicol
↳ ꒰🏷️꒱ STATUS: [ 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ]

🍃 ... → author's note: no i will not
apologize.