Hooligan Schist, Clam Chowder, and Percy's sWoRd ;)

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(Published November 30th, 2020)

[Fanfic of the Chapter: Endless Night by @ivoryshadows ]

Hooligan Schist, Clam Chowder, and Percy's sWoRd ;)

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~Why do we put disclaimers tho

It's not like Uncle Rick is on Wattpad writing cringy fanfiction lmao

~Why are the titles for the chaos books hella long with random comma splices?

"Percy Jackson, Betrayed Hero Now, Omega Assassin of Chaos"

~Everyone at CHB in chaos fanfics: 

~Everyone at CHB in chaos fanfics: 

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Children of the big three: 

~Inserting an OC into the original PJO books

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~Inserting an OC into the original PJO books

Like bro what

I know Outer Banks fanfics have this problem, but why do we need to have it?

Like at least be original enough to come up with your own plot

~Sally just doesn't exist except when it's time to make Percy blue cookies.

Oh wait, that's Annabeth's job.

Percy is now officially an orphan.

There's now zero difference between him and Harry Potter (well except the fact that he's the long lost son of Voldemort--)

Percy: *swears* wHERE DID MY NOSE GO????

~Have I mentioned the Nico x Apollo x Will fanfics?

~smut: *is happening*

Readers under 14: oMG GET THE BLEACH I'M DYING WHY AM I STILL HERE MY INNOCENCE

readers over 14: *nonexistent*

~all these authors out here making a playlist for their fic like the readers are actually gonna listen to that

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