Do You Want To Kill A Nazgul

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To the tune of Do You Wanna Build A Snowman

*knock*knock*knock*

Frodo?

Do you wanna kill a nazgul?

Come on let's go and fight

I never see Gandalf anymore

He should come by more

It's like he's gone away

You used to be so cheerful

But you have changed

And I think that you know why

Do you wanna kill a nazgul

It doesn't have to be a nazgul

(Frodo): Go away (Y/N)!

(You): Okay, bye

*knock*knock*knock*

Aragorn?

Do you wanna reclaim the throne?

Or fight battles in Helms Deep

I think some fighting is long overdue

I've started talking to the murals in Rivendall

Spoken: Hang in there, Isuldur

Sung: It get's a little lonely

Most of the elves have gone

I'm just watching the months tick by *tick*tock*tick*tock*

*knock*knock*knock*

Boromir?

Please, I know you're still good

Faramir's been asking where you've been

He says "Have courage," and we're all trying to

But you're not here are you

Please, just let me in

We don't even have each other

It's just me and Faramir

What are we gonna do?

Do you wanna kill a nazgul?


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