Making Me Laugh (Damon Fizzy Story)

Chapter 4 - I like Food, So What?

I had been asleep for less then twenty minutes before I heard someone screaming and jumping on the beds next door to me.

Sighing, I got out of my bed and walked over next door.

Banging on the door, the person who opened the door was an oddly familiar face.

"Dumbass. Stop fucking jumping and making noise. It's six thirty in the fucking morning and I'm fucking tired. So shut the fuck up!" I screamed before returning back to my room.

Slamming the door behind me, I walked to the desk that was placed in the room and grabbed my camera off of the bed next to mine on the way.

Positioning the camera on the desk, I sat down, and turned it on.

"Hello world! It is fucking six thirty in the morning and I've gotten about two hours sleep. Probably less. NOW THIS IS A RANT VIDEO, so incase you don't want to hear me bitch about the world and everything wrong with the people living in it, I'll link to a cat doing the Macarena." I sighed before speaking again.

"Alright, so you stayed for two reasons. A, you're a bored motherfucker, or B, you actually care about what I have to say. Okay. So I came to my hotel room and I tried going to sleep. I got twenty minutes of sleep before I heard screaming and a creaking sound next door. When they didn't stop, I went over and screamed at them. This all happened less then ten minutes ago. True story, bro."

"I'm fucking tired and hungry and I have no idea where my anything is." I made what my friends called a 'turtle face' before going back to speaking. "That's all for now. So, basically, this experience isn't as fun as I thought it would be." I sighed and returned my stare back go my camera.

"Alright guys. I'm going to sleep and call room service. VidCon starts at eleven, and I have to be there around nine so I can make sure I have the comedy act set. Until next time, bye guys!" I waved, smiled, did a 'let me lick your vagina' move, and turned the camera off.

Returning to my bed, I crashed onto it.

I was so tired I couldn't sleep. So instead of cursing, I ordered room service.

"Yes, yes. I want ten pancakes, four Twinkies, and one big McGulp from McDonalds. Kay, thanks, bye." I hung up the phone and just before I could turn the tv off, my cell started ringing.

"Jello?" I said just likes Christopher Drew from NeverShoutNever did in one of his songs.

"Hey Samm! It's Hank. I just wanted to let you know that you have to come in a little earlier then nine. Can you come in around eight thirtyish?"

I made a sound of desperation, but I told him yes. After I hung up, the door was being knocked on. Excitedly, I opened the door and there the food man was. His cart was full of the beautiful delicious food.

"THANK YOU!" I screamed loudly before stealing the cart. I rolled it into my room, slammed the door, and sat down. Almost immediately, I began eating. In less than twenty minutes, I had eaten everything.

I sighed happily. The sound of another knock on my door confused me, but I went to open it anyways. Instead of it being another food guy like I had been hoping for, it was none other than Joey Graceffa!

"Grandfather!" I yelled happily. He laughed before pulling me into a hug. "Oh my gosh, what did you do to your hair?" I asked curiously. Instead of it being that Bieber cut, it looked more like a man cut. Not that there was anything wrong with guys who had Bieber cuts! They were as sexy as they could get, but Joey looked so much more manly now.

"Hello, my little pyscho." He grinned excitedly before coming inside the room with me.

"How'd you find me?" I asked. If he knew where I was, a fan could just as easily find me.

"I ran into Morgan and Evan. They told me what room you were in. Don't worry." He smiled with his pearly whites before sitting down on my bed. "Did I wake you up?"

"Naah. I just finished eating breakfast." I grinned sheepishly. "Let me go brush my teeth. I probably have food all over my braces."

Joey nodded while I grabbed my duffle bag and walked into the bathroom. I pulled my automatic toothbrush out, brace floss, and mouth wash out of the bag before setting it onto the counter. I did my business and when I came back, Joey was talking into my camera. He looked so innocent while he did it, so I pulled my phone out of my pocket (apparently I had put it in there) and snapped a photo. Going onto the Twitter app, I tweeted both the girls I met at the airport and tweeted the photo and then posted it on Instagram with the hash tag #VidCon2012

"Hey Samm, what time are you going to VidCon?" Joey asked once he finished talking into my camera.

"Eight thirty. I have to rehearse my lines for the comedy act Dan, Swoozie, and I are doing."

"Oh, what's it about?" He asked, nothing but curiosity filled his voice.

"It's a surprise. You'll just have to come check it out if you want to know. Or watch it when someone posts it on YouTube." I smiled before yawning. I checked the time and saw that it was about eight o'clock. Where had the time gone?

"Hey, I have to get going. You want to come with me?"

"Nah, I have to go find Cat. Her, Luke, Tanya, Ingrid, Whitney, and a few other people are going to go out to breakfast." I frowned slightly.

"Tell Ingrid I said I'll text her later. I promised I'd do a make up video with her before I left." Joey nodded while both of us stood up. I grabbed the key card off of my desk, my camera, and a few other things. Just before I could leave, I grabbed my iPod out of my bag and stuffed it into my back pocket.

Both Joey and I talked as we walked downstairs. We went seperate ways and luckily I found the building VidCon was being held in. I took my camera out and began vlogging again.

"Hey guys! So its about eight ten and I'm almost to where I have to be to start warming up for my sketch. You guys, I'm actually a little nervous. Honestly, I don't know how this is going to work. I've only been doing YouTube for a bit. What if these guys don't like me? What if I'm not 'professional' enough for them?" My voice began shaking as I tried to calm down.

"Crap. I'm here. I'll vlog later on guys. Wish me luck."

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Hi. I know, I know, I know. It's been forever since I uploaded. And I'm sorry, it's just life likes to be challenging sometimes n.n

I do have news though!(: Ive been thinking with Christmas coming up, I want to do a one shot where all the characters from envy single story meet up. Like, every Samm that's been used will be meeting each other xD. HOW FUCKING AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?

It's chapter is dedicated to Aurora_TW because she made the banner on the side Cx

:]Samm[: