BTS Preferences And Imagines

Drunk Texts

RM:

You: you were so drunk last night

NJ: what?? No I wasn't!

You: babe you ran up to this huge biker guy with a beard and shouted "Hagrid! You're real!"

NJ: oh shit, what he do?

You: hugged you

NJ: Ah, that explains the faint scent of smoke on my jacket

Suga:

YG: Smooch

YG: no I'm not smooch

You: wait what?

YG: lets smooch

You: you're drunk

YG: can we just kiss noww

You: you're not denying it, either you're drunk or someone has your phone?

YG: y/n I want ya like a pencil wants an eraser, papers and shit girl

Jimin:

JM: Dude, I wasn't that drunk

You: you walked up to a semi truck and whispered 'I know your secret...Optimus prime'

JM: So you know his secret too..

You: go away

Jin:

J: I am do frunk

You: I'm assuming that was meant to say "I am so drunk" lol

J: Ing. Haven't been this drunk I. A long time

You: who are you with?

You: it's only 7..and you work til 5..

You: And it's a Thursday..

J: coworkers. My end of work. Blah blah blah

JHope:

JH: Babe I wasn't THAT drunk

You: Hobi, you gave a mushroom to Jimin and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW!"

V:

Tae: hey...can u pcik me up? I'm to drnuk?

Tae: oh u dnt have to anymore.. I'm home now

You: Yes..I was aware of that after dropping you off at home

Jungkook:

You: how are you feeling?

JK: Babe what happened last night? I think my arm is broken! And my car is wrecked!

You: well..you were so drunk that you climbed to the top of your garage

You: you started yelling "nananana BATMAN" then jumped off and landed on the car

JK: and you didn't take me to the hospital?!

You: I was too busy laughing

AN: I found these online! 😂