I hope you guys are going to tell me if I repeat a post. That just looks unprofessional, you know, quoting Tumblr is a serious business. I have a hamster and guinea pig to feed.
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pvnkslut: If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% change im going to make out with you.
n0-p0sts-0n-sunday: i would advise you avoid Santa
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hummelberry: i wonder why triangle sharped sandwiches taste better than regular ones?
hummelberry: google is telling me scare ones are 'too overwhelming' for some people
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meangrandma: no more cookies
grandma666: Y O U ' R E N O T R E A L G R A N D M A
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stevenfresco: i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours
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dunflower: u know someones having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they dont sing along
imaginethedarkside: No one will understand how much this just broke my heart
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andthatismyfact: Deleting pictures on my phone is like deleting a memory and I just cant handle that sort of thing.
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anfonmymackie: do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are thier fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
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gallows-calibrating: one time I had this dream that I logged on to my amazon and my account had like negitive four trillion dollars because I accidentally bought the city of Paris
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mpregbert: im so tired i could eat a horse
macikarppshocieeass: i identify as a horse and this offends me
mpregbert: i identify as offends and this horses me
fr3aksh0ww: I offend horses, identify me.
metal-guru: I think the main question here is why someone eat a horse if they were tired
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gocallthepolice: my hands are cold let me put them in your pants
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nepeter: im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds to vulgar, breasts sounds to pretentious, and any other words just make me want to laugh
what word am I suppose to use while writing
notquiteluke: rumble spheres
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flowersbythebay: I want the type of guy who has enough class to pull a chair out for me and treat me like a lady but has the sense of humor to take a seflie with me on our wedding day
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llllllllllllletswrite: i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids came to me asking for snow and one of the kids parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created a underground frug distributing system
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twloserblog: you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
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callmehabitual: the 3 m's that i have a lack of:
-money
-merch
-mcr
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YOU ARE READING
Tumblr, Okay?
HumorI'll give you a hint as to what this book is about. (Its Tumblr.)
