2p! Hetalia Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet - 2p China

justworkalready: Could you also please do a 2p China Alphabet too? Only if you're not too busy of course.

A: Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He is a cuddle bug. Zao is clingy post coitus and needs you to stay in bed with him after. He doesn't care if the two of you made a mess of the sheets. He demands cuddles! He might prepare a wet wash cloth and keep it in a bowl of steaming hot water or keep it in a small hand towel warmer for afterward to clean you and himself up a little, but other than that he's not leaving his bed.

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Theirs: His back, because he's got a wicked cool dragon tattoo

Yours: Your eyes

C: Cum (Anything to do with cum basically.... I'm a disgusting person)

He's a messy boy when it comes to this stuff. Cums inside you? He'll watch it leak out with a satisfied smirk. If his pull out game is on point, he's going to get it just about anywhere within reach. Don't worry though. He'll clean it up. It may not happen as soon as the two of you finish your little frisk, but it'll get cleaned up.

D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)

One time Zao got so high that he ended up found in a zoo's public bathroom passed out in a stall with his pants around his ankles, length in hand. No, he wasn't on the toilet, but you had to pick him up and make up some crazy story to get him out of trouble. He doesn't like to talk about the incident since he claims he doesn't remember much, but he remembers it all and will take what actually happened with him to the grave.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

He's been in bed with his fair share of people, so he's pretty experienced. Although, he's nowhere close to as experienced as François and Lutz.

F: Favorite Position (Goes without saying)

Is it valid to say he doesn't have one? He honestly doesn't. He's down to try new and funky positions, and the two of you switch it up so much that he can't possibly decide!

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment or are they humorous?)

This depends on his mood. More often than not Zao can be a little goofy when making love to you. This ranges from him cracking jokes to make some weird, obscene noise that causes the two of you to break out in fits of laughter.

H: Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

Zao doesn't care much for manscaping, so he's got a pretty full bush downstairs. He does, however, trim his hair so that it's not totally out of control.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

If he's stoned out of his mind, which happens occasionally, he's a giggly mess and whiny when he gets close to orgasm. He probably won't being paying too much attention to your pleasure when like this. When he's not high, his whole focus is giving you maximum pleasure. He'll whisper sweet nothings to you to send shivers down your spine and give your body soft caresses.

J: Jack off (Masturbation headcanon)

Usually, you'll refuse sex with him if he's high, so this is usually when he masturbates. When this happens, he tries to be wherever you can see him to give you a show and try to convince you to have sex with him because once again he gets needy when he's high.

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks)

- Very light wax play
- Switches (like switch from dominant to submissive and vice versa)
- Roleplay