Miss Matchmaker (Yandere Simulator x Reader)

Chapter 14: Ramen And Eevee Plushies

A/N: I finished this chapter while doing my Japanese homework... This is fine, it's not I can fall sleep before midnight even if I wanted to...

Also YouTube keeps showing me ads for Captain Marvel and my broke *ss wants to see it - preferably with someone who won't try to leave the theater before the end credits.

Anyways....

Enjoy!

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Normally, I'm a lazy person.

I love food - especially sweets - I love sleeping in, I would prefer spending my time playing videogames, binge watching anime, or drawing while ignoring reality with headphones and my favorite songs.

But not today. Every once in a while I get off my lazy *ss to exercise. Well a bit of extra exercise anyways, possibly getting the upper hand to beat Takumi in our kendo matches and break our constant tie by doing some basic training? I don't really know.

And by basic training, I mean jogging around with headphones, listening to music, until I get hungry or until I get bored.

Honestly, this training is more beneficial for conventions rather than kendo. Four hours standing in the hot sun in cosplay for an anime movie premier is torture but so worth it, even if I lose the ability to walk the next day.

I went jogging around on the sidewalk of the park, cause for once I wanna seem like a normal person, my favorite playlist of songs drowning out the rest of the world. I'll admit, as much as I hate exercise, it does feel like a good change of pace...

...Of course I'm fully expecting to get interrupted somehow at some point. It happens too much for me not to expect something to happen.

After about 45 minutes - a new record - I collapsed on a bench, leaning my head back and closed my eyes for a few seconds.

All of a sudden I felt something cold touch one of my cheeks. I didn't jump, but rather I opened my (e/c) eyes, only to be met a pair of blue eyes.

"Aso-kun...?" I asked, eyes readjusting to the light.

"Hello~!" Aso replied with a smile. "Long time no see!"

It hasn't been that long, at least I don't think so. I haven't been paying too much attention to any dates that don't matter to me, like days I have school.

"You look like you worked hard, water?" Aso continued, holding out a bottle of water.

Most people wouldn't consider what I did "working hard" but I'll take it.

"Thank you." I responded, grabbing the water and twisting the cap open. "What brings you here?"

"I was doing some extra training!" Aso replied as I took a swig of water. "10 mile runs, 300 push ups, 300 sit ups, and some other stuff."

Extra is an understatement. I know a lot of athletes can do 100 push ups like nothing, but geez that's over kill.

Okay, that's mostly my inner lazy *ss talking, but I'm in love with food and sleep too much to take exercising super seriously. This is why I shouldn't be a doctor... Or a health instructor.

"Say, would you like to go to a ramen place with me? I'll pay." Aso brought up suddenly.

Upon hearing that someone else will pay for my fat *ss, I immediately sat up and turned my head in his direction.

"If you insist, sure." I respond with a smile.

That's normal person talk for f*ck yeah.

"Let's go!" Aso said, lifting me from the bench to run to the ramen place...