England & 'Murica: *Making sweet yaoi*
Russia: *Planting sunflowers*
China: *Eating Chinese Tasty Treat*
Japan: *Slicing katana thru air*
Erza: *Requipping*
Admin: *Lying in bed*
Daleks: *Fighting with Cybermen*
Cybermen: *Fighting with Daleks*
Italy: ALL HAIL THE CONTROLLING POTATOES!
Natsu: *Torching kitchen*
Not-so-random-friend-of-Admin: *Fangirling over USUK*
France: *Drinking wine*
Germany: *Eating wurst*
Soulstar (Cat personification of a friend): *Meows and paws at ze unawesome Prussia*
Happy: *Screeches at the top of his lungs*
Lucy: *Opens celestial gate*
Open! Gate of the Giant Crab! Cancer!Admin: What the hell is going on?
Sebastian: *Catches bullet shot by Angela*
Ciel: *Drinks tea like there's nothing going on*

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Hetastuck Crack~
HumorI neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: T...