What happens if the hamilsquad appear in your bedroom? what happens when you take them to see hamilton? well read to find out
(DISCLAIMER: Hamilton doesn't belong to me)
(Includes: Aaron burr, John Lauren, Hercules mulligan, Alexander Hamilton, Laf...
[BURR] How does an arrogant Insolent, immigrant, orphan Bastard, whoreson Somehow endorse An aristocratic southern adversary Impossibly connected And keep me from being elected? I wanna be in the room where it happens—}
Burr cringed "oh my god, not this song again"
[BURR AND COMPANY] The room where it happens The room where it happens
[BURR] You've kept me from—
[BURR AND COMPANY] The room where it happens
[BURR] For the last time
Dear Alexander: I submit for your immediate perusal A letter from a Doctor Charles Cooper Who was kind enough to give me his approval To reprint a letter that he sent in confidence He claims that on numerous occasions You have called me "a dangerous man"}
"You shot the man in the ribs!" Washington flailed his hands
{Furthermore I "ought not be trusted with the reins of government" Obviously such an accusation must be met with either an immediate acknowledgement or disavowal Now! Are you capable of such a thing?
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant, A dot Burr
[HAMILTON] Dear Mr. Burr:
I've reflected on the letter I received from you On the afternoon of June 18th And I'm afraid that I cannot provide you With the kind of answer that you're looking for The phrase "numerous occasions" In place of actual situations Conveys infinite shades It's way too vague a phrase to pin to serious allegations
[BURR] What?
[HAMILTON] Listen now; how am I to disavow Something so unspecific? "Dangerous with the reigns of government," wow Surely I said something less banal Be realistic now
I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant, A dot Ham
[BURR] Careful how you proceed, young man Intemperate indeed, young man Answer for the accusations I lay at your feet or Prepare to bleed, young man
[HAMILTON] No. You know what? I don't like your tone Lay it at my feet, I'll kick it down the road}
"Why are you provoking him Alex" Hercules facepalmed
{Sorry if your life is difficult without your wife You'll have to be more specific though
[BURR] How's this for specific, Alexander? Weehawken. Dawn. Guns. Drawn.
[HAMILTON] You're on.}
"Your all morons"
[BURR AND HAMILTON] I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant,
[HAMILTON] A dot Ham
[BURR] A dot Burr}
James shook his head in disappointment
"I can't anymore"
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