Mystic Messenger X Reader Oneshots

When You Steal Their Things

Zen:
You would steal his motorcycle from time to time, driving through the streets pretending to be a gangster.
In his eyes, you were a cute gangster~
However, after you finish riding his motorcycle, he would take away the keys and pin you to the bed.

"(Y/n)~ The only thing you should be riding is me~"

Is what he always says to you before you get down to business~

Jumin:
You would always steal his precious cat Elizabeth the 3rd just to piss him off.
He would do anything to save his cat from your tiny hands, from using a security guard for the cat to sending his private police force to track you and Elizabeth down.
Once he catches you, he would cuddle the poor cat while scolding at you.
However, once you apologize, he would softly smile and kiss your forehead, hugging you too.
Though your punishment would be to dress up as a neko maid for the day and night~

Jaehee:
You would always steal her addicting drink, coffee!
Whenever she sees that her coffee beans are missing, she would get withdrawals and search high and low to find at least one coffee bean!
If she doesn't find any, she would throw a fit by ripping her paperwork, flipping the desk and call her own boss Mr. Han just to chew him out!
That's when you decide enough's enough and you give her her coffee.

"Damn it Miss (Y/n)...now Mr. Han's going to kill me..."
(~_~;)

Yoosung:
Whenever Yoosung goes to the kitchen to get a snack, you have the chance to steal his keyboard and sweater that hanged on the back of his chair. You put on the light blue sweater and hug the keyboard to your comfy chest.
Once Yoosung comes back into the room and sees you with his keyboard, he's tries to capture you before it was too late, for you can't pause an online game.

"(Y/n), come back! I need that keyboard so I could continue the game! Please!"

Once you see his cute crying face, you kiss his wet cheeks and give back his keyboard. However, you keep the soft warm sweater and hug him while he was busy with his LOLOL game~

707:
Ooooh he's a tricky one to steal from!
You've always wanted to steal his striped glasses, but you always encounter the same problems:

•You were too short to steal them from
the tall red-head hacker
•He would always hide from you
•He always had those glasses on his face, even when he takes a shower!

The only time you could be able to take his glasses is when he's asleep. As he lays there snoozing with his glasses upon his adorable dorky face, you carefully slid them off without waking him. When he wakes up, he realizes right away that his glasses were missing because he was blind without them. You would giggle as you watch him bump into the furniture and walls,
saying ow every time.
Once you see his nose was bleeding, you gave his glasses back and kiss his nose.

"Bad girl (Y/n)~ Now I'll make you blind~"

He would make you wear a blindfold the rest of the day, laughing as you kept bumping into things including him~