Daughter of the Universe // [SPN + Lucifer]

Lost Boy

Season: Five

Episode(s): Changing Channels

*Azeline/Alexa's POV*

Get this. Sam was Lucifer's true vessel. Michael and Lucifer. Dean and Sam.

What? 

Oh, yeah, Sam was back on the team. 

Oh, yeah, we also met the friggin' Antichrist, but he lives in Australia now, so it was all cool. Right now, we were in Wellington, Ohio. 

Sam was out doing some stuff and Dean and I were watching "Dr. Sexy, M.D." on TV. I thought it was a cool show, but Dean was positively obsessed and clearly had a crush on Dr. Sexy. 

"What are you watching?" Sam appeared. 

"It's a hospital show," Dean said. "'Dr. Sexy, M.D.' I think it's based on a book."

"When did you hit menopause?" Sam chuckled. 

"It's called channel-surfing," Dean defended himself and turned off the TV. "You ready?"

"Are you?" Sam asked. 

"Let's go," I sighed. I just wanted to watch more TV. 

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"One more time-- the FBI is here why, exactly?" the sheriff asked. 

"Well, it might have something to do with one of your locals getting his head ripped off," I said. 

"Bill Randolph died from a bear attack," the sheriff explained. 

"How sure are you that it was a bear?" Sam asked. 

"What else would it be?" the sheriff asked. 

"Well, whatever it was, it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods, smashed through his front door, followed him up the stairs, and killed him in his bedroom," Dean said. "Is that common-- a bear doing all that?"

"Depends how pissed off it is, I guess," the sheriff said with attitude. "Look, the Randolphs lived way up in high country. You got trout runs that'll make a grown man weep... and bears."

"Right. Now what about Mrs. Randolph?" Sam asked. "The file says she saw the whole thing."

"Yes, she did," the sheriff nodded. "My heart goes out to that poor woman."

"She said bear?" I asked. 

"Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma," the sheriff hesitated. "She's confused."

"What did she say?" Sam asked. 

Not five minutes later, the boys and I were sitting in a room with Kathy, interrogating her. 

"No," she sniffed. "I-It must've been a bear. I-I mean, what else could it have been?"

"Mrs. Randolph... what did you think it was?" Sam asked gently. 

"No," she sighed. "I-I remember clearly now. It was definitely a bear."

"We're sure it was," Dean said. "But see, it-- it helps us to hear, uh, every angle. So, just tell us what you thought you saw."

"Well, it's impossible, but... I could have sworn I saw... the Incredible Hulk," Kathy admitted. 

"The Incredible Hulk," I said. 

"I told you. It's crazy!" Kathy exclaimed. 

"You, um..." Sam stuttered, but couldn't find the words. 

"Bana or Norton?" Dean asked, trying to make light of the situation. 

"Oh, no," Kathy shook her head. "Those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk."