Nct DMs🍒(DONT READ IF YALL DONT WANT TO HURT YA VIRGIN EYES)

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TyTraxs: WE.NEED.SOME.HOUSE.RULES

Moon_Tae: I AGREE

DoBunny: OK LISTEN WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED HOUSE RULES

TyTraxs: CUS WE'RE A MESS AND OUT HOUSE IS A MESS

Moon_Tae: AGREE MAN I AGREE

JungJae: OK TY if this is about someone stealing your Febreeze then.....GET OVER OT BRO

YutaXnakamoto: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP, STOP TEXTING AT 3 MOTHERFUCKING AM YOU CAT LICKERS BYE-

Johnny.S: ^YALL.......HE JUST CALLED US A FUCKING PUSSY LICKER DID YALL SEE THAT-

Ten_11: b.....but.......but....we like dick

Johnny.S: EXACTLY

TyTraxs: OK First of all..........LEE YUTA WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!

YutaXnakamoto: IM AWAKE NOW

TyTraxs: NOW WE CAN START

_MarkLee: I'm scared.....

TyTraxs: OK NUMBER.....1. "NO MAKING OUT ON THE FUCKING COUCH WHEN THERES PEOPLE AROUND"

JungJae: BUT-

TyTraxs: NO BUTS

DoBunny: lmao who the fuck does that tho

_MarkLee: YOU!!?!!?

DoBunny: WE DONT MAKE OUT.......

JungJae: ^NO.......our lips just.......hug......our lips are hugging each other

Moon_Tae: MORE LIKE "Our lips are eating each other up"

JungJae: WHERE ELSE SHOULD WE SUCK FACES?!??!?!!!

Johnny.S: IN YOUR ROOM?!?!!?!?

Win_Sicheng: SOMEWHERE DARK......PLEASE

JungJae: FINE.....we'll stop

TyTraxs: ok nr.2 is........"DO NOT TRY TO EAT A STRAWBERRY FLAVORED CONDOM UNLESS TAEIL IS THERE TO WATCH"

RDonghyuck: WHO EVEN DOES THAT!?!!

Ten_11: WAIT......we have strawberry flavored condoms?!?!

YutaXnakamoto: YAS TY PLEASE USE THEM......I want strawberry dick😉

TyTraxs: oh.........uh....later...just....uhm....OK WAIT

Moon_Tae: .............OK THE FUCK ATE A CONDOM

D_Jeeno: JAEMIN!?!!

Moon_Tae: WHY-

Jaemiin_Na: SHUT UP, IT LOOKED TASTY

D_Jeeno: well.....w....was it tasty?

Jaemiin_Na: uh.....yeah

D_Jeeno: oh

RDonghyuck: OH NOT

_MarkLee: FUCKIG NASTY

Moon_Tae: KIDS HELL NAH

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