My Stupid Bully 80's version

Chapter 13

Lisa: Michael

Michael: Yes

Lisa: My stomach is growing

Michael: Yes my little man is getting big

Lisa: Michael what if we have twins

Michael: It will be fine love , I wouldn't care , long as I'm with you , everything will be fine

Lisa: Awww baby

Michael gives Lisa a kiss

Priscilla opens Lisa's door

Priscilla: Lisa Marie

Lisa: Yes

Priscilla: Why is this black boy in your room

Lisa: Mom this is my boyfriend

Priscilla: What I meant to say was why is Joseph Jackson's son in your room

Lisa: He came to see me , you act like we were having sex

Priscilla: Michael how did you get in her room

Michael: The window

Priscilla: Do you sneak in her room at night

Michael: No Mrs Presley

Priscilla: You're lying , you and Alisa were over here at 3 am in the morning , why were you over so late

Michael: Lisa wanted to see me

Priscilla: Why

Lisa: Mom I was throwing up , so I called Michael and he made me feel better

Priscilla: Lisa what's going on with your stomach

Lisa's personal thought : I'm pregnant and the baby is moving , Is my mom that stupid

Lisa: I don't know mom

Priscilla: You are getting big

Lisa: Its Burger King , the food is so good

Priscilla: Yeah ok

Elvis: Priscilla

Priscilla: What

Elvis: Leave Michael and Lisa alone and come here

Priscilla: Michael is sneaking in Lisa's room

Elvis: So fucking what , I like Michael , he's a gentlemen , now leave them alone

Priscilla: Elvis look at her stomach , while I go get something to drink

Elvis: Lisa you stomach is getting big

Elvis whispers in Lisa's ear
" Are you pregnant "

Lisa whispers in Elvis ear
" Yes don't tell mom "

Elvis: Congratulations Michael

Michael: Thank you

Elvis: You are going to make a great father

Michael: You're not mad

Elvis: No Michael, Im excited , I'm going to have a grandchild, what are you guys going for.

Michael: A boy

Elvis: What are you guys going to name him

Michael: Riley

Elvis: Is Riley going to have your last name Michael

Lisa: Of course dad his name is going to be Riley Michael Joseph Jackson