Just a little something I wrote in my spare time to our lord and savior Dio. Ah yes the greatness of parodies. *WARNING !*+ ADVISED FOR THIS ONE SORRY KIDDIES*
I was only twelve years old, I loved Dio so much.
I knew all his memes and sassy walks.
I WRRRYYYYYYY to Dio every night, thanking him for his blessed booty.
"Dio is love." I say. "Dio is life."
Jotaro hears me and calls me a faggot.
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Dio.
I call him a dolphin fucker.
Star Platinum ORAS me and sends me to my room, I am crying now, because my face hurts.
I go into my bed and it is very cold, I feel a warmth moving towards me I feel something touch me.
It's Dio, I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "MUDA MUDA MUDA".
He kicks me with his pointy shoes so that I'm on my hands and knees.
I'm ready, I spread my ass cheeks for Dio.
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against ZA WARUDO, I want to please Dio.
He roars a mighty WRRRYYYYYYYYY as he fills my butt with his love.
Jotaro walks in.
Dio looks at him deep in the eyes and says, "Kono Dio da."
Dio then throws a road roller da and leaves through my window.
Dio is love.
Dio is life.
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JJBA Trash Book
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