Mr.L x Dimentio x Count Bleck| Two Men, One Jester

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I was having a huge headache over two men I liked the most: Mr.L and Count Bleck. I was one man and surrounding by two men who wanted my love. And fought for my heart. The last time an actual fight happened; Count Bleck had a nosebleed and Mr.L got a black eye.

"Why would you be with Dimentio anyways? You spend most of your time cooped up in your room, like the sorry Baka you are!!"

"Count Bleck in his own room? You spend most of your time with a stupid machine!"

"It's not a stupid machine! It's my mechanical brother who will help me beat the heros for you! You should let me have Dimentio because I work harder than everyone else in this void!!"

"Also know as a stupid pile of scrap metal!"

"Liar!"

"That's it! I've had it with you two arguing back and forth over one person! You two gave me a throbbing migraine that feels like I'm being whacked in the head with a giant hammer! I hope the both of you are happy, because neither of you are going to be my boyfriend if you keep this up!"

Both looked at me like I struck both of them across their faces because I cussed them out like an angry mother scolding her kids. I eventually stormed out of the room and sat on my bed, frustrated. 

I heard a soft knock at the door. "Yea?"

It was Mr.L. He walked in and sat by me. "I'm sorry Dimentio. I shouldn't have acted like that."

I was surprised. "Why are you apologizing?"

"I just feel bad that I did that to you and my own boss. I want to make it up to you."

"How?"

"By letting the Count have your heart."

All of that seemed really surprising but I also thought it was a lie. "Are you sure..?"

"I done made my decision and I told the Count that he could have you. I didn't want to hurt neither of you anymore. I will still be with you, just not taking your heart."

"Okay... I guess..."

~Few Months Later~

Count Bleck and I were snuggling on the couch on Valentines Day, acting like a normal couple. The others never took it seriously, but after a few hours, they were awning at us like cute kittens in a basket. I worried more about Mr.L though. Until today.

Count Bleck was nibbling at my neck, trying his hardest to get affection. I curled up to him and gave him small mewls as his reward. Mr.L wasn't far and he was watching. As soon as he stopped biting at my neck, I pulled Mr.L close to us.

"D-Dimentio.. I-I don't want to...-"

"You aren't, trust me."

I put Mr.L between us and the Count got my drift. We both hugged Mr.L in a tight, loving embrace. Mr.L was, at first, scared, but he curled up into us; He was like a small child, and we were his parents. I gave Count a soft smile and he gave me a smile back. We're a happy family.

For: Weston_Aralia

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