One Direction Preferences

#81 You get an exotic pet:

From @jay_loves_Louis bc it was just so fucking cute.
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HARRY:

"That's a monkey!" You scream as you now see what Harry had just talked about. "It's running through our house Harold stop it!! Harry just laughs as he stands next to you clutching his sides. "It's cute isn't it? I got all of the proper papers for it, so it's ours forever!" He throws his arms in the air cheerfully. You scream as it flings something at you. "HAROLD IT JUST THREW SHIT AT ME! IT IS NOT STAYING!'' Harry pouted as he looked back between you and the monkey. "Look now you made him wanna throw more shit at you cos you made him sad." He said with a jokingly sad tone to his voice. He quickly flinched away from your clenched fist. "HAROLD...GET...RID...OF IT!!" You screamed yet again.
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LIAM:

You watched as the baby elephant paced arond the fenced in area you'd just built for it -"Who'd a thought we'd get a baby elephant?" Liam thought aloud. "I always thought I'd have to go to the zoos or pay a bunch to go on a safari to see one..now I just..come home." "Yea." The two of you stared out into your yard at the tiny animal in astonishment that it was even real. "Wait, who's gonna clean up after it?" He asks, making you immediately develope a devilish grin. "He was your idea to adopt, now he's your job to clean up after." You circled behind him slowly watching him facepalm as he realizes it's true.
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LOUIS:

"What the fuck is that Louis?!" You ask terrified as you look at the huge black creature laying calmly in your master bed. Louis stood next to equally as calm with a smirk on his face. "It's a panther, what's the problem?" You gripped onto his arm tightly making him wince. "If that thing gets hungry it'll kill us! I am not sharing my house with it! Ican already see my luck now, that damned thing will maul me in my sleep it's first night here!!" Louis laughed as if you were acting ridiculous. "Can we at least keep it outside?" - "With a lock and key to never be released unless one of us does?" He clasped his hands together begging style. "CORRECTION. Under lock and key never to be released unless YOU do. I will have no part in this thing." You said pointing at the panther who was yawning with its jaws wide open.
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NIALL:

"Niall!" You called him back into the room. "Yeeess dear?'' He cooed as he walked back in. He looked anxious as he walked in to find you with your arms crossed, tapping your foot annoyingly. "What've I done this time?'' He asks jokingly. "You tell me.'' You sternly answered. "He looks out of the window you're currently standing in front of and smiles when he sees it. "It's a giraffe!'' He says all too cheerfully. You groan. "Niall I don't even know how to properly care for a dog, what makes you think I can take care of a giraffe?!" You start to raise your voice, letting him know you're serious. He didn't take the hint and instead laughed.
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ZAYN:

"We have a tiger!" He screamed as he laid eyes on the lounging beast in the backyard. You smiled. ''Yea, she's a beauty isn't she?'...She's just a baby though.'' You reassured. "YEA......FOR NOW!!'' He yells, nervously looking back outside. "It'll kill us eventually.'' He mumbled to himself. "Zayn..'' You slid your arms slowly around him, taking him into a hug. "Hmm.'' He hummed in response. "She's much more scared of us then we are of her." You said before planting a soft kiss on the base of his neck. He scoffed. "Yeah. I doubt that."