Chapter 5: Food Fight (Part 5)
Me: *spreads arms up high and grinning* YAY! Final part of Chapter 5!
Italy: Can I have some pasta?
Me: NO! Just say the disclaimer now, Italy.
Italy: Okay! Minor_Chan doesn’t own anything besides her character, Andorra, and the plot. She also doesn’t own He-
SUDDENLY THERE APPEARED A PLATE OF PASTA BESIDE ITALY.
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAA~~~~~ *leaps onto the plate of pasta and eats it* NOM NOMNOMNOMNOM!
Me: *facepalm* Anyway, enjoy part 5! Alright! Who put that plate of pasta here!?
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Meanwhile with Philippines…
Philippines is STILL standing in a state of shock while the people around her are still fighting with food as their weapon. VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM WERE EVERYWHERE! Philippines eyed the chocolate puddle in front of her feet. ‘This must be Portugal’s doing…’ Philippines thought, sweat-dropping.
She then ate a piece of mango float with a fork then suddenly…
SPLAT!
A donut is smacked on Philippines’ back. The girl turned around slowly, she turned to see a brunette girl in her twenties. “YAY! I finally get a part of this story!” the girl cheered, bouncing up and down. Philippines had a ‘WTF!’ face.
“Seriously lady! Why did the author even gave you a part of this story?” America shouted, holding a plate of burgers on his hand while the other pointing at the girl, Chloe (1), who turned around to reply to the teen.
“Cuz, Minori_Chan doesn’t know how to start Part 5!”
The said author walked in the food fight. “Hey! I told you NOT to tell them!”
“Teehee, teehee! Bye! Bye!” Chloe skipped out of scene. Minori_Chan chased her, saying: ‘Get back here!’
The two teens looked at each other awkwardly.
“Uh…that was awkward….” America commented.
“Yeah….REALLY awkward.” Philippines also agreed.
“So, wanna fight?” America asked. Philippines nodded and replied “Okay.”
America and Philippines got into their fighting stances, their plates of food ready for battle. Suddenly the scene turned into a pixeled scene with a pixeled America and a pixeled Philippines.
A husky man’s voice was heard “Now, the moment we’re waiting for is HERE!!!!!” An unknown audience cheered, whistled and clapped. The man who owned the husky voice pointed on the left side. “In this corner, is the brown haired lady with her delicious mango floats! Please welcome, PHILIPPINES!”
The audience once again cheered, showing slogans and posters about cheering Philippines on. “And on the other corner, is the awesome-” Prussia appeared in the scene. “HEY! I thought I’m the awesome one in this story!” “What the-? Get outta here, Prussia!”
“Fine, BUT, I’LL BE BACK! REMEMBER ME READERS, I, PRUSSIA, SHALL BE BACK!” The man face palmed. “Okay, can somebody get a guard to get Prussia?!”
“YOU WON’T GET ME ALIVE!”
The man coughed and continued. “So, where were we? Ah yes.”
“And on the other corner, is the awesome-” The man to looked around if Prussia comes back. “The awesome AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”
The audience did the same thing. America lifted his fist up, grinning. “America, Fudgin’ Yeah!”
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FIGHT!
America got the first attack; he instantly threw burgers at Philippines, who dodged it clumsily. She threw a mango float at America, who got hit directly on the mouth. There was a pause then America licked the mango float. Then another pause then America’s eyes widened, gave a thumbs-up to Philippines and said “AMAZING~~~!!!!
Philippines blushed a bit. She made those mango floats by herself. “Th-th-thanks.”
America grinned. “You’re welcome…”
There was another pause. White surrounded them both as sakura petals started falling. America raised a brow as he scratched his head, thinking. ‘Where did these petals come from? Why is everything white except this chick in front of me?’
Unlike America, Philippines knew what was happening. She continued to stare at America, who looks freaked out and continued the fight. He threw a burger at Philippines, football style!
SMACK!
Philippines stumbled down, out cold. “YAY! I win!” America cheered. So did the audience. “And the winner is….AMERICA!!!!”
WINNER: AMERICA
LOSER: PHILIPPINES (sorry Janz-chan!)
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(1)Chloe from the ‘Love is in the Bag’ manga
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