Ross: As your 3 year old daughter makes her way downstairs, she trips over the edge of the corner. “Oh shit!” she yells holding her little foot. Ross immediately bursts into a fit of laughter, laughing so hard he had to hold his stomach. “I wonder where she gets that from,” you tease. He puts his hand up in the air, “Not from me!” he says, smiling mischievously.
Riker: “Dammit,” he said quietly, forgetting that his year old baby girl was still in the room. He covers his mouth, but not in enough time. The little girl erupt in giggles, screaming “Dammit, dammit!” over and over again. “Shh!” he says frantically, “No, no don’t say that. Bad!” he scolds her, not wanting you to hear.
Rocky: You and Rocky were in the kitchen, waiting for you 5 year old son to finish getting dressed, since he insisted on doing it himself. You were kissing, not thinking that your son would see anything, until you heard him drop his backpack. “What in the hell?” he shouted. “Do NOT say that!” you order him. “What? Daddy says it!” he chimes in, while Rocky laughs behind you.
Ratliff: You were sitting in the living room, your two year old son sitting on Ell’s lap. On the TV, someone was shouting a string of profanities, and your little boy caught on fast. “Shit, shit shit shit,” he said over and over again. “No, that’s a bad word. Don’t say that okay buddy?” Ell said. “Shit,” he said again, giggling. You could Ellington was trying to hold back a smile, “I’m sorry, it’s just so cute when he says it,” he laughs, handing him to you.
Ryland: Your daughter comes home from school one day, telling you all about her day. “I met a new friend! She showed me really cool words!” she grinned, setting her backpack down. “What are they?” Ry asked curiously. “F**k,” she said, smiling proudly. He dropped the cup in his hands, and his eyes widened. “Don’t you ever say that again!” he warned her, not in an angry tone though. “What? Why?” she asked sadly. “Because that’s not a word you’re allowed saying! Yet.” he said, leaving the room.
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